𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

smitten - sj

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

random cuts of interviews etc

NOT PROOFREAD!!

short as hell

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you were on the late late show with james corden playing spill your guts or full your guts

"so... y/n" james taunts as he spins the cod sperm in front of you, a smirk on his face

"you..." you point at the male brunette "you know i don't do sperm" the crowd bursts into laughter

once it quietens down he asks the question "you and scarlett johansson have recently starred in a movie together" you nod causing a round of applause "what is one thing you dislike about the actress?"

"nothing" you answer easily with a shrug

"c'mon, they're got to be something... it's either that or the sperm" a grimace plays on your face

"urm, i dislike when she's sad" you give the host a cheeky smile as the audience lets out a long 'aww'

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you were on the red carpet talking to an interviewer about the costumes for your new movie

"i loved all the colour the costume designer added to  one of the pieces i wore... i genuinely debated taking it home with me" as you were talking a head rested on your shoulder and by the lavender scent you knew straight away it was scarlett, your already big smile grew double in size

"i loved all the embroidery you had on that skirt" scarlett mumbled, speaking more to herself rather then you but you hummed in acknowledgment nonetheless. the blonde smiled at the fact you were paying her ramblings more attention then the interviewer

then you groaned "but the corsets... ugh my organs have definitely shifted" your comment caused scarlett to giggle as throughout filming that was your main complaint, not that she disagreed because they were quite uncomfortable

a comfortable silence formed between you and scar before the interviewer decided to speak up again "i see your chemistry is really good" she observed, pointing at scarlett holding your pinkie "do we get to see that in the movie?"

"i don't know... do they?" you turned to face your co-star who just gave you face scrunch in response

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a small figure ran past you, leaving a kiss on the edge of your lips as you stood in front of many interviewers frozen

"did- was... oh my god" you screeched at a random camera man

"was that actually scarlett johansson?" you asked him as your breathing picked up

you and scarlett were together and have been for awhile but you still had a gay panic every time she kissed you

"pfft, you see this.." you pointed to the red lipstick stain on the corner of your mouth and the cameras zoomed it "i'm never washing this again"

"scarlett johansson kissed me" you ran off all giddy like a child who got what they wanted for christmas. everyone around you knew that scar was in fact your girlfriend and found it adorable that you still act like a little kid when she kissed you

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it was comic con and scarlett, florence and rachel were on the panel

you on the other hand was trying to get through the crowd with scarlett's lunch in a brown paper bag. sure you were being extra but security wouldn't let you backstage and it was nearly lunch break

"'scuse me.. sorry, important lunch delivery"

you were trying to shimmy past the crowds and found it rather difficult. everyone was too wrapped up in watching the three actors on stage rather then sparing you a glance. you weren't dressed to impress you wore your hair up with some simple black glasses. it was a clark kent situation, no-one recognised you

"move. out. the. way" you mumbled as this dude infront of you refused to move just as you got the second row of people

"IMPORTANT DELIVERY FOR MS SCARLETT JOHANSSON" you screeched and it all went silent "oops" you mumbled but with it being silent it was all that was heard

"lunch?" you asked sheepishly, looking up to your girlfriend, whilst holding up the brown bag. your cheeks were bright red as some audience members awed and gasped once they took a proper look at you

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this was written god knows how long ago and i cba to add to it