𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

convo cuts part six | mcu

natasha romanoff/mcu

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nat, at your funeral: can i have a moment alone with them?

fury, leaves: of course

nat, leaning over your coffin: now listen, i know you're not dead

you, sitting up: yeah no

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you: why are you so awkward and mean to me

nat: because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection

you: what

nat: what

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nat, sitting in your lap, pouting: pay attention to me

you: we were just making out like two seconds ago

nat: i don't see your point

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nat: as far as i'm concerned, i don't blush...

you: oh really, what if i do this

*you kiss her on the cheek*

nat: nope

*you kiss her other cheek*

nat: nada

*you hug her*

nat: ...

*you kiss her, hard, on the lips*

nat: nothing

you, sighs: well, i guess... yh

*you walk out the room and nat turns as red as her hair*

tony, through the speakers: well, well, well...

nat: don't. you. dare

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[avengers day out]

you: hey sam, i can't find nat anywhere. i'm getting worried

sam: alright

sam, screeches: NATASHA ROMANOFF SUCKS

*nothing*

sam: okay... Y/N Y/L/N SUCKS

nat, punching her way through the crowd: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY THEM!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

sam: found her

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*you go into nat's room in the middle of the night and wake her up*

you: w-wake up

nat, sleepy: hmm... what do you want...

you: i- umm

nat: you could've chose someone else to wake and bother, y'know? just tell me what-

you: i love you.

nat: ...

nat: i love you too now get my bed right fucking now

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you: does this look good on me?

peter: y- y- you look great!!

you: really? aww, you're so sweet

peter: but...

you: BUT?!

peter: ....

you: ...

peter, snickers: butt...

you, laughs: butt...

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nat: hey y/n/n, knock knock

you, sighs: who's there?

nat: kiss

you: kiss who?

nat: kiss me

you: did you- did you just confess to me via a knock knock joke

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*you and nat walk in holding hands*

steve: so who finally confessed?

nat, smiling proudly: it was me, i made sure it was short and sweet

you: you yelled 'listen here you little shit, i have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledge them'... from the roof

nat: it worked though

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nat: get down from there

you, in the vents with clint: no!!

nat: i'll get fury

you: go ahead, i'll fight him

nat, sighs: you can have cuddles

you, gets down faster then pietro and hugs nat: i totally would've fought him

nat, hugging you back: i know you would

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you: wanna hear the best joke ever?

peter: what is it?

you: my life. because my life is a joke :)

nat: DON'T SAY THAT

you: wow. that's swee-

peter: it has to be funny to be a joke...

sam, whispering: damn, the savagery...

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loki: y/n? it's four in the morning, why are you baking a cake? and why are their decorations and sweets?

you: i'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. want a cookie?

loki, taking the cookie: don't mind if i do

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you: what are you doing?

nat, snuggling into your arms: hiding

you: ...do you mean hugging?

nat, pauses: did i stutter?

nat: this is safe space. now shut up and put your arms around me

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you: what is the one thing i told you not to do

nat: burn the house down

you: and what did you do?

nat: made you dinner

you: ...

nat: ...

you: ...

nat: and burnt the house down