𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿/𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀

fury's lesbians pt.2

not proof read

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fury
I don't do food requests !!

you
🔪👁️

fury
Anything else ??

wifey
can it be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich pleaseee

~

captain
the question is... did they actually get their food ?

agent hill
or will fury lose his only remaining eye

you
LMAO y'all sound like you're in a documentary or some shit

you
but yeh, i've got my tortilla chips 😌 and nat has her pb&j

wifey
has anyone got news on tony ??

you
she asks typing and scoffing her face full of sandwich

wifey
i'm about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich

agent hill
aww, you wanna know if tony's doing okayyyy

wifey
no. i want to know if he bled out or the wound got infected-

wifey
OMFG IT'S GONNA SCAR- it's never fading evidence that
y/n, my y/n, shot him ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

fury
Stark is alive and well, no thanks to the both of you !

you
excuse me, i take pride in my work and that bullet wound *chefs kiss* a constant reminder

fury
I recruited maniacs, actual maniacs

captain
NAT CALLED Y/N, 'MY Y/N' . I'M SCREAMING

agent hill
this !! this is a moment we're going treasure SOMEONE SCREENSHOT ITTTTT

captain
I'M ONE STEP AHEAD, I'VE SS AND CROPPED

captain
WE SHOULD PRINT IT OUT OML

agent hill
AHHHHH

captain
SOFT NAT SUPREMACY >>>

fury
Romanoff is not soft.

you
don't kid yourself nicholas... she's a softie

captain
3

agent hill
2

captain
1

you
and that received a sandwich to the head

captain
what a waste of a sandwich tho-

wifey
NICHOLAS, I'M IN NEED OF ANOTHER PB SANDWICH

fury
Was I the one to throw it at
Y/l/n ? No.

you
THE SASS

fury
I think you forget your ranking

wifey
'I tHiNk YoU fOrGeT yOuR rAnKiNg'

fury
What ?