Rick And Morty X Reader

Meeseeks and Destroy

The sky is purple and tumultuous as the sounds of you, Rick and Morty running and panting are heard. You, Rick and Morty run through the abandoned station, pursued by evil clones of Jerry, Beth, and Summer. "Run!" Rick shouted. The three clones tackle Rick, knocking a device from his hand. You and Morty stand by, unsure of what to do. "(Y/n) do it! Hit the button now!" Rick shouted. "I can't do it, Rick! They're my parents and sister!" You shouted. "(Y/n), I already told you, it's not your family! They're clones from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future! Do you need a mnemonic device or something? Just hit the button already!" Rick snapped. Beth's clone leaves Rick and approaches Morty, panting viciously until she gets close, and she seemingly becomes her normal self again. (Y/n), please. I love you, sweetheart." Beth said. "Ohhhh..." you hesitate a second longer before darting past Beth. You glance up at the clones, then cover your eyes as you hit a button on the wall, creating an energy field that destroys the clones, whose faces seem to melt. You and Morty watch, horrified. As soon as they're gone, Rick jumps to his feet and grabs the device that absorbed the spirits, apparently unbothered by the entire event. "Good work, (Y/n)." Rick said.

He creates a portal and jumps through. You. Rick and Morty leap through the other end of the portal back to the Smith residence. Rick is holding up the device and smiling. Morty is vomiting in the corner and you tried your best not too. "Are you two okay?" Rick asked. "I just killed my family! I don't care what they were!" You panicked. "I dunno, (Y/n). Some people would pay top dollar for that kinda breakthrough." Rick said. Morty glared at him. "Y-You know what, Rick? That's it! I-I'm done with these...insane adventures! That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out! Let's go, (Y/n)!" Morty grabs your hand and the two of you begin to walk away. "Whoa whoa whoa." Rick grabs Morty's shoulder, stopping him. "Come on, Morty! D-D-Don't be like that! The universe is a crazy and chaotic place!" Rick said. Morty pushes Rick's hands away. "You're the one that's crazy and chaotic! Adventures are supposed to be simple! And fun!" Morty shouted. "Oh yeah, Morty. Yeah, t-t-that- that's real easy to say from the sidekick position. But—But, uh, h-how about next time you and (Y/n) be in charge, then we'll talk about how simple and fun it is." Rick said. Your eyes widened in surprise. Morty was suddenly excited. "Seriously Rick?! Y-You'll let us call the shots?" He asked.

"Okay, fine. But let's make it interesting, Morty. I-I-If your adventure sucks, and we bail halfway through it, you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures. Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month." Rick said. "Okay, all right, tough guy! But if our adventure's good... (Y/n) and I get to be in charge of every third adventure!" Morty declared. "Every 10th." Rick corrected. "Deal. All right. Well, come on, let's get going." Morty said. "Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again." Beth said. "Washing dishes?" Rick asked. "No. The opposite. Can you fix it?" She asked. "Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?" Summer asked. "Yeah just don't do it." Rick said. You snickered, causing Rick to smirk a little. "Grandpa!" Summer scolded. "Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open this mayonnaise jar?" Jerry asked. "Wow. Hat trick. All right, guys, let's put a pin in this. I got to help your pathetic family." Rick said. "Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say. Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk." You mocked, and Morty snickered. "Oh, (Y/n), you've done did it this time. It's on. I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart. As for you dingdongs... This is a Meeseeks box. Let me show you how it works. You press this." Rick presses a button and meeseeks spawns. "I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" Meeseeks said. You blinked several times. "Uh, Rick? What is that?" You asked. "He's a Meeseek, (Y/n). Now watch this. Open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar." Rick said. "Yes, siree!" Meeseeks grabs mayonnaise jar. Meeseeks opens jar and hands to jerry. "All done!" He said. "Wow!" Jerry said. Meeseeks vanishes into particles in air. You gasped. "Oh, my God, he exploded!" Summer said. "Trust me, they're fine with it. Knock yourselves out just keep your requests simple. They're not gods." Rick said. "All right! Get out of here now! Everybody out of here! (Y/n) and I got a bet to win!" Morty said.