Rick And Morty X Reader

Rest and Ricklaxation

You looked at Jack who was talking with some of his friends. "So, Jack, I heard you broke up with Signe." One of his friends said. "Who are you gonna date; now that you can date anyone?" His other friend asked. "Don't know. I mean, obviously if someone special comes along. B-But I mean really special, like, nothing I've even remotely considered in the past." Jack said. You muttered to yourself while fixing your hair. "Holyshitholyshitholyshit." You walk over to them and soon the guys notice you. "Hey, Ja-" suddenly Rick walks up, "Everybody, fuck off. (Y/n), I need yours and Morty's help. W-W-W-We We need to go on a quick adventure." Rick said. "You said we could go to school today." You argued. "That was before I needed something, (Y/n). There's a plasma shard in the Abadango Cluster. A princess has it. If I get it, I'll be awesome." Rick said. "We've been going non-stop, Rick. It's not healthy. You know, these are my teenage years. I-I just found out Jack's single." You protested. "Oh, that's Wow, (Y/n). Wow. What an exciting life you lead. Rick shoots a portal. "Let's go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure." He said.

SIX DAYS LATER

You, Rick and Morty are inside a space cruiser in unkempt and fatigued condition with Morty in the wheel and you and Rick holding wires. "They're on our tail!" Morty shouted. "Steady, Morty. Five cetons." Rick said. You three enter a mothership, while Rick pulls a wire and the ship slows down. "Steady, God damn it! Two cetons." You insert an isotope in a box and places it on the dashboard and connects it with plugs. "Wha!" Morty shouted. "Fire!" You shouted. Morty pulls the trigger and shoots a laser, causing an explosion. The cruiser quickly gains speed. "Pull up, Morty, pull up! Pull up!" Rick shouted. The explosion causes a chain of explosions that eventually destroys the whole structure, while the three of you scream all the way and barely escapes the huge blast. The three of you are later on stage in an award ceremony. Later on the three of you are back in the vehicle.

Time Skip

The three of you sigh. "Fuck." Rick cursed. You and Morty start crying. "Oh, fuck! Fuck! Ahh! Ahh!" Rick shouted. "I can't fucking do this anymore!" Morty shouted. "That was seriously fucked up. We almost died." Rick said. "So you agree?" You asked. "Fuck yes! That w... T-This was insane! That was pure luck. I was not in control of that situation at all." Rick shouted. You and Morty continue crying. Rick notices his hands shaking. "Look at this, guys. Look at my fucking hand. Look at this shit." Rick said. "Why do you... Keep doing this to us?!" Morty shouted. "I don't know, Morty. Maybe I hate myself, maybe I think I deserve to die. I-I-I-I don't I don't know!" Rick shouted. You keep crying. "We need a vacation." Rick said.

Time Skip

Aliens are seen relaxing and walking around. An alien worker is seen pressing a button which makes a big pink creature spit out relaxed you, Rick and Morty onto a comfy mattress. "Isn't that something?" Rick asked. "You were right. Best day spa in the galaxy." You said. "It's not even cruel, either. These things are just doing what they do in the wild. It loves swallowing stressed-out creatures for 20 minutes and then puking them up." Rick said. "My whole body's like a baby's ass." Morty said. You, Rick and Morty walk down a hallway with different rooms in it while holding drinks. "Complimentary psychological detox? Removes all your cognitive toxin." He clears his throat. "purifies your system." He said. "Oof, this guy on commission or something?" Rick asked. "I don't think. Are you on commission?" You asked. "We're not on (gurgle) commission. We get (gurgle) paid by the hour. There's no incentive really-" the alien said. "Oh, my god. Okay, listen. W-W-W-We'll try the machine, but but I'd like you to try something. Try swallowing the giant ball of snot that's dangling around in the back of your throat." Rick throws drink on the ground while getting in the aliens face. "It's disgusting. Nobody wants to hear that. Ahem. Ahem! That's what you do." Rick said.

Morty grabs Rick by the arm and drags him into the room. "Okay, Rick, come on. Enough." You, Rick and Morty both sit on the seats as the doors close. "Wow, did you hear me bite that guy's head off? Geez, I really need to chill." Rick said. "Maybe you should go through twice." You said. "All right, miss comedy woman, you don't have to bust my balls. You're not helping things." Rick said. The machine starts to shake and make loud noises. You, Rick and Morty look around, Concerned. "Rick, is this thing supposed to be making this no-" The room explodes with a bright flash of white. The white fades with a ringing noise for a few seconds, showing Rick laying down in a gross mucky surface of mud like stuff. He is made out of the same gunk. Rick lifts his face out of the muck and looks around, squinting. His whole surrounding is mucky, dark and gross. Toxic Rick stands up and shouts out for you and Morty. "Morty! (Y/n)!" Toxic Morty is seen almost completely sunk inside the mud. He waves his hand weakly to get yours and Rick's attention. "R-Rick. (Y/n)!" "Morty!" Toxic (Y/n) walks up to Toxic Morty and forcefully grabs him and yanks Morty out and back onto his feet as Toxic Rick runs over. "Ugh! What Happened?" Toxic (Y/n) asked.