Rick And Morty X Reader

Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind

The Smith family is sitting around the table eating breakfast. this scene is set in a dimension that is not Dimension C-137 with a different Smith family. "So dad, guess what tomorrow is..." Beth said. "Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday." Rick said. "No... well, it might be..." Beth said. "It is." Rick said. "Fine, but also, tomorrow is your one year anniversary back in our lives. I'm gonna make you flying saucer-shaped pancakes." Beth said. "Oh, there's no need to do that, Beth. Regular pancakes are fine." Rick said. A portal appears on their wall and Evil Rick, evil you and Evil Morty emerge from it carrying a gun and a tranquilizer respectively. Evil Rick shoots Rick in the head and kills him. Evil Morty shoots Morty in the shoulder with his tranquilizer and he passes out. Evil you then shoots you with a blaster and she also passes out. Evil Morty then drags Morty across the breakfast table and he and evil you drag you and Morty through the portal, and the portal disappears. The family screams in horror the entire time.

Time Skip

The Smith family is seen sitting around the table eating breakfast. This scene takes place in Dimension C-137. "Happy anniversary, dad!" Beth said. "Oh, I get it. Regular pancakes are already shaped like flying saucers." Rick takes bite. "Mmm, I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me." He said. "Should be making us a whole restaurant." Jerry said. "Nonsense, we couldn't be happier to have you around. I just wish I got to see more of you." Beth said. Three armed Ricks come into the room through a portal. "Rick Sanchez of Earth dimension C-137. You are under arrest for crimes against alternate Ricks by the authority of the transdimensional council of Ricks." One of them said. "Hey! What the heck?" Jerry asked. "Neutralise the Jerry." The Rick said. "Wait, no!" Rick 2 shoots at Jerry, freezing him. "Dad!" Beth and Summer shouted. "Rick!" You and Morty shouted. "Everybody relax. If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes, they just wanna haul me to their stupid clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions. Let's get it over with." Rick said. "Bring his mo-[belches]-orty. And (Y/n)." One of the other Ricks said. "Oh, man." Morty said. "Stay away from us!" You shouted. "Leave my [belches] Morty and (Y/n) out of this!" Rick shouted. "You lost the right to have a say in these things when you refused to join [belches] the council." The other Rick said. "Wait, wh-wh-wh-what about Jerry?" Beth asked. "Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?" Rick asked. Rick 1 unfreezes Jerry. Rick 2 and Rick 3 take you, Morty and Rick through the portal and all exit. "I'll give you anything! I have a rare antique coin collection, just don't hurt me!" He pauses. "Okay, maybe not antique, but it was a limited minting. They have little R2D2s instead of George Washingtons." Jerry said. "Our son and daughter have been abducted!" Beth shouted. "You hate me for buying those coins!" Jerry shouted.

Time Skip

The three armed Ricks and C-137 you, Rick and Morty enter through a portal. "Geez, Rick! Wh-what is this place?" Morty asked. "The citadel of Ricks. It's the secret headquarters for the council of Ricks." Rick said. "Council of Ricks?" You asked. "As you know, (Y/n), I've got a lotta enemies in the universe that consider my genius a threat. Galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictators, most of the entire intergalactic government: wh-wherever you find people with heads up their asses someone wants a piece of your grandpa. And a lot of versions of me on different timelines had the same problem. So a few thousand versions of me had the INGENIOUS IDEA OF BANDING TOGETHER like a herd of cattle or a school of fish or those people who answer questions on yahoo answers." Rick said. "Hey, what do you know? It's a cowboy and cowgirl version of us, (Y/n)!" Morty said. You looked and saw what he was talking about. You raised an eyebrow. "Cool..." You said awkwardly. "Geez, you're easy to impress. Yeah, most timelines have a Rick and most Ricks have a Morty and (Y/n). This place is a real who's-who of who's you and me and (Y/n)." Rick said.

"Turn your boring old Morty and (Y/n) into a hot fashion statement, with some Morty and (Y/n) dazzlers!" A salesman Rick shouted. "What the...?" You asked. "Hey, check this out! Rick Salesman 2 holds up a (Y/n) doll and a Morty doll and presses a button in the middle of the Morty doll. "Show me the Morty!" "Dumb." Rick said. "More like scary." You said. "'Scuse me, sir, is your Morty or (Y/n) insured? You know, every year hundreds of Mortys and (Y/n)s are injured in-" a third Rick salesman said. "Back off! Not my cup of tea, this place." Rick said. "I say the point of being a Rick is being a-Rick." Rick said. "Save your anti-Rick speech for the council of Ricks, terror-Rick!" The other Rick said. "Hey, save your Rick rules for the [belches] sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig!" Rick snapped. "Fuck me, pal." The other said. "Fuck you? No no no no no, fuck me!" You all reach the end of the hallway and the door opens automatically, revealing the council of Ricks. "Whoa." You said. "Bring up the holograms!" A Rick judge said. A screen depicting several dead Ricks appears. You cringed. "Twenty-seven Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines. An unprecedented Rick-icidal epidemic. What say you, Earth Rick C-137?" The judge asked.