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The Smith family is eating, Jerry checks his mail. "Steve, I just got a weird e-mail. Did you buy us airline tickets?" Jerry asked. "well shoot, it was supposed to be a surprise! I wanted to thank you for letting me live here all this time, so I'm treating the family to a vacation!" Steve said. "Steve, you're so sweet!" Beth said. "Thanks Uncle Steve!" Morty said. "Yeah, thanks!" You said. "Best uncle ever!" Summer said. "Look out world, the Smith family is goin' to Paris!" Steve said. "Yeah! Awesome!" You said. Rick enters the room, and dumps some very familiar-looking rocks into the kitchen trash. "Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash." Jerry said. "Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry. But life is made of little concessions." Rick said. "I, you know what, I-" Jerry began. "You're gonna land on your feet Jer. Some company out there's gonna thank they're lucky stars they hired my little brother." Steve said. "Who the fuck are you?" Rick asked. That question caught you off guard. "My goofy brother Steve. He's been living here almost a year now, are you losing your mind?" Jerry asked. "Probably." You mumbled. "Hey someone's been spending too much time around glowing rocks am I right?" Steve asked. Everybody except Rick laughs, Rick shoots Steve in the head. "Jesus Christ!" You shouted in complete shock as everyone else screams.

"What the hell, Rick? What the hell?" Morty asked. "Everybody just relax for a second. There's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve." That is an alien parasite." Rick said. "What?!" You asked. "Uncle Steve's body turns into a blue and purple worm-like creature, spewing pink liquid all over the table. "But I've known him my whole life!" Jerry protested. "No, you haven't Jerry. These telepathic little bastards, they embed themselves in memories they use those to multiply, spread out, and take over planets. It's disgusting." Rick said. "Steve wasn't real?" Morty asked. "He's a real piece of shit! This is a big one, someone probably tracked in last week on the bottom of their shoe or on a piece of alien fruit." Rick said. "Someone?" Summer asked. "Get off the high road, Summer. We all got pink eye because you won't stop texting on the toilet." Rick said. "But Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike." You said. "No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply. We could be infested with these things, so we gotta keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up." Rick said. "Ooh wee, whatever you want Rick! We're here to help!" Mr. Poopybutthole said. "Thanks Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you." Rick said.

Time Skip

"Alright, there's seven of us and that's it. Me, (Y/n), Morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, and Summer." Rick said. "Maybe you got the first one in time Rick!" Mr. Poopybutthole said. "Can't afford to chance it." Rick presses a button on his watch, all doors and windows in the house are sealed off by blast shields. "Dad, why does our house have blast shields?" Beth asked. "Trust me, Beth, you don't wanna know how many answers that question has." Rick said. "Ooh, gosh, it feels claustrophobic! Reminds me of that time we all got stuck in the elevator together. Y-- remember that? After the Hulk musical?" Mr. Poopybutthole
asked.

~Flashback~

The family is stuck in an elevator. Jerry is wearing Hulk gloves and punching the elevator buttons. Morty is holding his crotch trying not to pee himself. "What is wrong with you?" You asked him. "I have to go!" Morty said. "Did you try crossing your legs?" You asked. "Yes!" Morty said. "Holding your breathe?" You asked. "Yes! I almost passed out!' Morty said. "Closing your eyes and-" "yes, (Y/n), I've tried everything, okay?!" Morty snapped. "Jerry, buttons don't work better if you hit them harder, and foam fists don't make you strong." Beth said. "I know. Friends make you strong. I watched the same musical you did." Jerry said. "Why couldn't I bring my portal gun?" Rick asked. "Why did all the drinks have to be extra large? Oh, the Hulk. I just got that." Morty said. "Just pee your pants. I did it the minute we got stuck." Summer said. You looked at her. "Summer, that's disgusting." You said."Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me. At least when I'm disgusting, it's on purpose." She snapped. "Oh, y'all, we're gonna be fine. I've always been here for you guys, and I always will be." Mr. Poopybutthole said. "Somebody call for repairs?" Nicky asked. "Yay! Cousin Nicky!" Everyone cheered. "It's me, Cousin Nicky. I'm walkin' here! I mean, I'm not. I'm crouched in the elevator shaft, but hey, I'm walkin' here!" Everyone laughs.