Rick And Morty X Reader

Rickmancing the Stone

You, Rick, Morty, and Summer all fall out of a portal into the garage. "Summer, next time we're hiding in a Colorkian echo nest, can you do me a favor and turn your ringer off?" Morty asked. "It's called "carpe diem", Morty. Look it up." She said. "You look it up! Y-Y-You don't even-You don't even know what it means!" Morty said. "That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." Summer hi-fives Rick. "Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry, I didn't see you there. H-How much of that did you hear?" Rick asked. "All of it. You were looking right at me. I just wanted to say goodbye to the kids." Jerry said. "Cool. Just stay in the driveway. The killbots are live, and I took you off the whitelist." Rick begins using a screwdriver on a gun. "We'll see you every other weekend, though, right?" You asked Jerry. "Absolutely, Morty. A-And your mom's lawyer says if I can get enough in the settlement, he can help me sue for full custody." Jerry said.

"Th-That'll be nice. Uh, Summer, Dad's leaving!" Morty said. "Bye, Dad. Rick, didn't you say you needed my help on an adventure immediately somewhere else I don't care even if it might kill us?" Summer asked. "I did not, but if you're really that alienated, I'm as willing to exploit it as the next guy, church, army, or Olympic gymnastics trainer." Rick shoots open a portal in the ground. "I'm ready when you a--" Summer jumps into the portal and exits. "Bitch, I was ready yest--" Rick jumps into the portal and exits. "W- wait for me!" Morty jumps into the portal and exits. "Bye, sweetie." Jerry said. You hug him tightly. "Bye, dad. I'll miss you." You said. "I'll miss you too, (Y/n)." Jerry said as he hugs back. You release from the hug. "I should... I should..." you said, as you point to the portal. "Sure. Sounds important." Jerry said. You jump into the portal. Beth enters the garage. "If you're looking for our kids, your father did a-a portal, uh--" Jerry began. "Okay." Beth said. Beth exits. Jerry begins to walk out of the garage but stops. Some leaves blow in the wind. "Loser." "What? Hello?" Jerry asked.

Time Skip

Rick is driving you, Summer and Morty in a turquoise car through the desert, while being chased by other cars. "Morty, shoot the mohawk guy!" Rick said. "They all have mohawks!" Morty shouted. "High fade, chartreuse with cyan highlights, layered on top. Shoot him!" Rick shouted. Morty loads a shotgun and shoots at the vehicle behind them, but misses, while Mohawk Guy jumps onto the back of their car. "Light them up." A death stalker said. Mohawk Guy presses a button and self-destructs. "Fuck! Get in the game, Morty!" Rick shouted. "Give me your flask!" Rick hands you his flask. You chug some alcohol from it, then spits it into the engine, propelling the car forward. "Holy shit, (Y/n) for the win!" Rick said. "I fucking love post-apocalyptic versions of Earth!" You shouted. A machine begins to beep rapidly. "Here we go." Rick pulls the car over, as he, Summer, and Morty all exit. "Isotope 322. " Rick picks up a glowing green shard with a pair of tweezers and puts it into a container. It floats in the container. "This stuff's so powerful, Morty, it makes Isotope 465 look like Isotope 317." Rick said. "Uh-huh, yeah, is it powerful enough to keep those guys from murdering us?!" Morty points towards the car that was coming towards them which is quickly approaching them. You grab a shotgun from the front seat of the car.

"(Y/n)!" Morty shouted. "Hold on. I want to try something." You said. Rick shoots the portal gun at the ground, opening up a portal. "Rick, can we not leave without my twin sister?!" Morty shouted. "Ugh. You have infinite twin sisters, Morty. I mean, n-not that I want to spend the rest of my day looking for another one. (N/n) let's go! Grandpa's concern for your safety is fleeting!" Rick protested. "Your blood will be in my lotion." You aim the shotgun at Colossus's car, which is now directly in front of you, and shoots at the front tire. The car flips over and Colossus flies out. "Whoa. That was cool." Rick said. Colossus claws his way away from the ruined car and looks up at you. "Kill me, please." He begged. "Okay, but not because you told me to." You killed him. "(Y/N)!" Morty shouted. "Okay, getting darker." Rick said. You turn around to see a fleet of cars coming towards you. You put one foot on Colossus's dead body. "Jesus Christ. (Y/n)!" Morty runs toward you. "Aw, come on." Rick, annoyed, runs after Morty while taking a gun out of his coat pocket. Hemorrhage exits his car and puts a fist up to the men behind him, who are also exiting their cars.