Magic, tending to Owen's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
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Magic: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Owen: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Magic: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Owen: Magic, they...they weren't always orphans.
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Magic, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Owen: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Magic: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Owen: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Magic: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Owen: I do have a sense of humor you know
Magic: I've never heard you laugh before
Owen: I've never heard you say anything funny
Magic: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Owen: Oh, I'm always running
Owen: The question is from what
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Magic: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Owen: Magic, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Owen: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Magic: You and me!!!
Owen, tearing up: Okay.
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Owen: You're my third best friend, I would do anything for you.
Magic: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Owen: Absolutely not.
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Magic: I made tea.
Owen: I don't want tea.
Magic: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Owen: Then why are you telling me?
Magic: It is a conversation starter.
Owen: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Magic: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Magic: Owen, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Owen: Well of course I have.
Owen: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Owen: It's boring.
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Owen: This is such a bad idea.
Magic:Then why are you coming along?
Owen: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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