meme not i do speak

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What is this?
Idk but it feels like a good thing to start off March
—Faded the sideways Kit Kat enjoyer

"YEET it's wensdays my dudes!" Screamed Magic throwing a carrot at a sleeping Owen "What are those!?" Asked Magic pointing at Owen's shoes "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Asked Magic running around Owen's house confusing him "which dinner plate thought giving a child coffee would be a good idea!?" Screamed Owen "To get to the old man's house!" Exclaimed Magic "Don't you dare" Said Owen "Knock knock" said Magic now climbing on the roof "Who's there?" Asked Owen tiredly "A chicken yeeting some shoes at ya!" Screamed Magic continuing to run around his house "PLEASE MAGIC I DON'T SPEAK MEME OR VINES OR WHATEVER THE FRYING PAN THIS IS!" Exclaimed Owen near tears "What are those?" Asked Magic seemingly tired before passing out next to puddy who oinked in confusion. "She looks like a handful how do you deal with that child?" Asked Rasbi chuckling "I don't even know" said Owen shrugging "Now let me go find a blanket give me a minute" said Owen walking off.

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