This is discontinued due to bad writing style and i cant save the plot.
Dunno what it will contain so be warned. May have some lemon later on. If it does, I will warn in chapter titles.
"Molly is starting to treat 096 like her child and the O5s approve of it" said Amelia.
"Strange. Any reason why?" I asked.
"Apparently, she thinks 096 doesn't kill on purpose." Said Amelia.
(Big reference to other fanfic.)
"I'll have to ask about it when we get back" I said.
"Don't stress yourself with work. We are out here to have a good time." She said
"Seriously? You're telling ME to have a good time?" I asked.
"Who said I was always professional?" She asked.
"You did" I replied.
"Oh. Well I'm a little bit lighter when I'm not working and you should be too" she said.
"I'll try" I said.
All of a sudden, the familiar and nostalgic sound of the star trek TOS theme rang from my pocket.
Amelia looked at me.
"Seriously?" She's asked.
"Yes! Who doesn't like star trek?" I asked.
"I haven't seen it. I guess it never really caught my interest." She explained.
I fake gasped and put my hand on my chest as if my heart was broken.
"Are you gonna answer it?" She asked.
"Oh right" I said.
I grabbed it from out of my pocket and answered it.
"Report, Mr. Spock" I joked.
Amelia rolled her eyes at me.
"What?" James said on the other end.
"It was a joke. How can I help?" I asked.
"When you get back, we have a really big mission coming up and I need you here for the briefing tomorrow" he said.
"Alright. But I'll be busy all night" I said, winking at Amelia.
She blushed a bright pink.
"Okay well, tell Amelia that I said that she looks nice" he said.
"Nou ya blahdy pervert!!" I said in Scotty's Irish/Scottish/canadian accent.
(Read it in the exact way I wrote it and it will make sense)
I hung up.
"Such a star trek fanboy. But thanks for telling him off. Everyone else seems to be infatuated with me. Agent Green was just one among many." she said.
"I'm really sorry about them. People these days have no idea how to respect boundaries" I said.
She seemed to get saddened by thinking about this.
I changed the topic to distract us both.
"You should watch some star trek with me. How about you come to my house, every Wednesday night, and we watch 1 episode?" I asked.
"Not the worst idea I've heard" she said.
"Alright" I said.
We arrived at the restaurant and got out of the car.
We walked up to the restaurant.
"Khan's beef and brew" was labeled in big text above the door.
It sounded like a bar and restaurant.
"More star trek references?" I asked.
She rolled her eyes and we both walked in.
We were greeted by a potato of a man behind a large pub table.
His name tag read "khan" so I assumed he owned the place.
"Howdy there, what can I do for ya?" He asked.
"We'd like a booth over by the window" Amelia said.
"Howdy fine lady. A woman as fine as ye should be 'loud to sit anywhere!" He said, in a western accent.
I scowled at him.
"And what 'bout you mister grumps?" He asked.
"I'm with her" I said.
"Dayum!!! You do be lucky son!" He said, waving for us to head to the table Amelia requested.
We both sat down and ordered from a much nicer waiter whom looked extra fancy in a three piece black suit.
"Hello, first may I serve some drinks?" He asked.
"One strawberry virgin daiquiri, please" I said.
"Okay, and for you ma'am?" He asked.
"One scotch, please" she said.
I gave her the Gowron eyes.
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"Make that three" I said, wanting a challenge.
"Four scotches, and more later on" she said.
"A bottle" I said.
"Two bottles" she countered.
"One jug" I said.
The waiter brought back 4 cups, two bottles and one jug of scotch.
"Let's move on to the food now" he said.
"One 18oz flaming yawn with no bone please" I requested.
"Alright and for you ma'am?" He asked.
"One Ceasar salad with a side of chili." She requested.
The waiter brought our meals and we didn't hesitate to dig in.
We had somehow already gotten through half our drinks and were half asleep.
I was eating my steak when suddenly I choked and swallowed something.
"You good?" She asked.
"I asked for no bone" I said.
I got up.
"KHAAAAAAN!!!!" I yelled, still drunk.
She sighed and smiled.
"Who hasn't seen that reference?" She asked.
1 hour later.
We both were drunk out of our minds and decided to get her car towed to my house which isn't usually allowed, but I gave the driver a fairly large tip.
"How much did you give them?" Amelia asked.
"Just.... 5 and a halvvvvv.... Hunredalll" I jumbled.
We decided to walk all the way to my house instead. We arrived to find both our cars in the driveway.
We walked in.
And the first thing we did was immediately throw ourselves into the bed.
"So... We're alone. Ever heard of the birds and the bees?" She asked.
"Mhm. This bee stings bad" i said.
"Make sure to holster that pistol, wouldn't want it to shoot at the wrong thing" she said.
