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Drunk First Years

Wop... This has to be one of the most chaotic things I've ever written.

As requested by Guten_Bag_Boi on Ao3... We have them! This idiots!

And yes... This will be in the infamous explanation format... Me reason: I want to explain EVERYTHING that goes on in there... Because if it was a regular oneshot, we would have missed some important crack material.

A small trigger warnings for drugs and alcohol drinking... Because yes...

Anyway! Let's get in with the patry!

It was one of those days where the first years were having a sleepover at Heartslabyul. So Sebek wanted to bring in a bottle of a special non-alcoholic drink, from the valley of thorns. It was a kids juice that he loved a lot and now his parents sent him 2 big bottles, just for himself. One he left for Wakasama, of course. After you drank it, your tongue was getting colored into a random color. Sebek liked it a lot, especially since he never got the green tongue up until now. His father got it when baby Sebek shoved some juice into his mouth, but not Sebek. He wasn't really that lucky.

Sebek wanted it to share out of luv for his boyfriends one of the bottles too, but this is his secret that he very much will take to the grave.

So, because he needed to prepare for the said sleepover, Sebek left the 2 bottles in the fridge, with apropiate notes that say 'Wakasama/Sebek's drink for later. Do not touch it, Silver!'. He had to take precautions after all.

Well... Precautions never existed with Lilia to begin with.

The short Fae entered a few minutes after Sebek left, with the idea of making something. We shall not talk about what and how he gave life to that void reject food, in order to avoid trauma... :3

Anyway... Because he was thirsty while doing... Whatever he was doing... Lilia grabbed a bottle from the fridge, without looking at it... And drunk it all in one go. That wasn't enough, so he grabbed another one and finished it in one go.

Then... Suddenly... An idea popped up!

So grabbing from his garden some suspicious grass, some mushrooms that Jade sold to him and the wierd powder, that makes you see God for a week, from the cabinet, Lilia mixed them along some shots of vodka and tequila in a blender and poured the mixture into the 2 bottles until they were both full.

And then, Lilia proceeded to put them into the fridge again, hoping that at low temperature, the mixture will conserve enough to make it a nice popsicle. :3

Ye...after that, Lilia caught a tummy ache. He shouldn't have drank so much juice... So he went to the bathroom in a hurry.

After that, Silver came in... This boy only saw the little cup with extremely wierd content in it, so he decided to throw its contents through the window. After that he grabbed an apple and went on his merry way.

A few seconds later, Malleus barged in. He totally forgot that he had a date and he had to bring in something to drink. He promised to Idia and Azul that he wouldn't get alcohol, so opening the fridge, Malleus saw his only hope.

The bottle of kids juice that Sebek gave to him. The Greenhead was a lifesaver right now. Malleus of course wouldn't tell that he actually brought to a date kindergarten  juice. That would be embarrassing.

So Malleus grabbed it and rushed out of diasomnia before Lilia could catch him and offer to cook for his dates. He doesn't want his beloveds to die so young.

And, after an hour or so, Sebek came in, a bag over his shoulder as he grabbed his own bottle of 'juice' and left for Heartslabyul.

Lilia returned to no more suspicious juice in the kitchen. So he asked Silver if he knew of it. The boy only shrugged and said that he doesn't know.