Twisted wonderland oneshots and Stuff

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Hoo boi...

This title surely will be so misinterpreted, but before y'all prepare your comments for me... Listen up... (Or read a bit more)

This will not go as your usual baby potion accident fic. It will be terribly far from that, so if this ain't your cup of tea, you can either give a try to this take or scroll away. :'3

*manifesting plot*: the first years alchemy projects were quite easy to do especially with all the safety measures taken for a simple plant growing potion. But with a certain group of first years, it will always be meant to have an accident. One with a few... Unexpected effects.

This will be major fluff, with all the ships I usually have. And a bit of angst. Just a sprinke! I promise! You'll see. :3

I will keep it short, so we can get on with everything!

Full no one pov!

Now onto the babysitting!

Title: NRC has a kindergarten now?

"These are..." Kalim trailed, ghosting his lips with his hand, words hard to even form in his throat. He stared intensly, like the other dormleaders, at what Crewel called them over to see.

Malleus fearlessly poked one of the 'things' on the table, making it to turn around and look at him with big glossy eyes. The Fae poked it again, this time the being catching onto the finger and immediately ready to insert it into it's mouth which had just a few signs of a danture. Malleus immediately retreated his finger, much to the being's confusion.

"They somehow managed to mess up a simple potion and now all of them are babies. Thankfully this doesn't apply to me at all." Ortho cleared it out, as he watched the 5 babies on the wide table, toppling and crawling around.

"They are adorable!" Kalim beamed as he managed to gain the attention of the little baby Jack, the wolf beastbaby's eyes eyeing the Scarabia dormleader with fascination for the jewelry that kept jiggling. Jack was just rolling and perking at everything around him.

Sebek was sleeping soundly as Epel was chewing on an empty bottle. Deuce was the one who was committed onto tracking Malleus's finger in order to grab and chew on it. Ace was, oddly, just staring silently at the dormleaders, the baby's intense gaze actually making the older boys a bit uncomfortable. They could note how the ginger baby looked all dirty, full of spots, as if he played in the sand all day.

"unfortunately, for such cases, there is no counter potion. So it might take days to wear off." "DAYS?!" "Perhaps months?" "ExCusE mE, wHaT?!" Idia breathed out. "Fufufu... So unfortunate..." Azul hummed as he reached to grab Deuce, before the bluenette would fall off the table, in his attempt at reaching a shiny bottle all across the room.

"This is why..." Crewel dragged his voice. "Headmaster Crowley assigned you to split them in between you and take care of the-" "Adios. That furball is visiting me today and I don't need another one on my ass." Leona already spun on his foot and left.

"He does have a point. His nephew seems to be older than them, so he wouldn't know better and potentially harm the baby..." Riddle trailed. "So let's split... I will take Epel..." Vil declared as he grabbed the unfazed baby and adjusted him in a secure hold.

"I think Spade grew... Fond of me..." Azul mumbled as Deuce was just pulling on his grey jacket. "I take orth-" "Big bro, I'm not an option..." "Damn..."

"oh oh! I wanna take Jack! He is so fluffy!" Kalim smiled as he was holding the very excited Jack, the baby nuzzling his face in Kalim's headpiece, enjoying the nice smell and the softness of the fabric.

"I believe Lilia would be thrilled to take care of Sebek in my stead. He had experience in this field and so, I find it fit to have someone proficient already be tasked with... This mishap..." Malleus mused as he grabbed with magic the sleeping Sebek.