[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

4: The Motherfucking Set Up

A/N: Hi! So… I kinda disappeared! That's my bad shawty 😩 I got burn out and also have to work on other fanfictions while working at a fucking warehouse! It sucks but I sped-run (sped-ran? speed-ran? Whatever) this chapter for you all!

Hope you all enjoy this chapter!

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"H-Huh? Did we… win?"

You two wait silently for a moment, waiting to see if any of the ghosts would come back. You both sigh in relief when you're only greeted with silence.

"I guess so…" You mutter, "Thanks, Grim. You really saved our ass."

"Aw, geez, I was scared outta my…" Grim freezes and clears his throat, "I mean, they didn't faze me one bit!"

"I've never fought a ghost before, so I was really nervous at first," You crouch down and pat Grim on his (surprisingly soft) head, "But thanks to you, I didn't have to be worried at all."

Grim's ears burn stronger. He swats your hand away, giving you a good feel of his lil' toe beans.

Ugh.

You love cats.

"W-Whatever!" Grim crosses his arms with a 'hmph'. "Just a walk in the park for a mage of my caliber!"

He then puts his hands on his hips, laughing with overconfidence, "Whaddaya gotta say now ghosties? That's right!"

"Good evening," You tense up at the voice, "In another gesture of my immense kindness, I have brought you dinner."

Just as Crowley rounds the corner, Grim scrambles to hide behind you. Though, it was too late as Crowley had seen him. You stand up and grin nervously, pressing your legs together to (poorly) hide Grim. You noticed draped over his arm was your blue haori! How nice of him!

"Dinner? Really? Thank you so much, Crowley!"

"That's the creature we ejected for causing trouble at orientation!" Crowley briefly looks around before setting the plastic bag with food down at a dusty table, alongside with your haori, "What is it doing here?!"

"Uh-"

"-Takin' care of yer ghost problem, that's what!" The little monster kneads against your sock as he peeks around your leg to tell off Crowley, "You're welcome, by the way!"

"[Y/n], what is the meeting of this?" Crowley frowns and holds a finger to his chin, "But you know, on that topic, I do recall that this dorm had a mischievous ghost problem."

You blow out a puff of air, "Well, here's what happens…"

In an epic montage, you explained what had happened. The Author isn't too eager to go more in detail, as it's really not that interesting since you just shouted the directions while Grim did the work.

"Ah, yes… That's why it was abandoned, in fact. The ghosts scared away all the students." Crowley nods slowly, "Are you saying you two joined forces to drive them away?"

""Join forces" ain't exactly how I'd explain it." Grim grimaces, "More like I drove 'em away, and the human watched. And I only did it 'cause I wanted some tuna."

You tilt your head, "You didn't do it out of the goodness of your heart?"

"Huh? What goodness?"