[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

*80: Record Scratch: How Did This Happen?

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After your nice breakfast, you had met up with Crewel at noon like you said you would, taking Deuce, Grim, and Tinkerbell with you. You were actually surprised to see the other members there, more specifically, Kalim, Jamil, and Rook.

Apparently Rook (alongside Tinkerbell) is the new member of the club! Crewel had contacted the others to tell them to meet up with him at this time too, so that was the reason why the other members were there.

You were all told that Remmy, Romeo, and Kaiko were not able to join for this session. Remmy had gotten sick, and didn't want to spread the illness. Romeo and Kaiko both called today off for "personal reasons."

...

You know what they are.

You don't out them though, because that's none of your business to share.

However, what really surprised you was that Crewel said that Grim couldn't go for tonight either! He said that even though you and Grim share the same grade, Grim was still failing on his end. Until Grim could bring his grade up, he won't be able to participate.

You started bawling in front of everyone.

Not your good boy Grim!

"So anyway-"

"-You recovered so quickly!"

"-Who's the client today, sir?" You ask, ignoring Grim's comment.

"Our client is a... peculiar one," Crewel says a bit hesitant, "It's a young woman in her 20's, her name is Evalin Sifera. She lived with her Aunt and Uncle for a time, but recently her Uncle had passed away. She says that his ghost haunts them, and not only would she like for us to get rid of him, but before that... She wants us to contact him."

"...She wants us to perform a seance," Jamil deadpans.

"Essentially... Yes."

"That shouldn't be so hard, right?" You shrug, "Are seances something that can be achieved with the help of magic?"

"Not necessarily, Ma dame," Rook shakes his head, "Magic is used to help perform them, but it's only the most parfait when you specialize in the practice of seances."

You nod in understanding, "Ahhh. So basically you wouldn't hire a carpenter to rewire your house."

"Précisément!"

... Does that mean precisely?

"By the way, Rook!" You clap your hands together with a smile, "We did introductions the first time we met up. And I know we all know each other, but I'd like it if you did an introduction anyway and the reason why you're here."

"Oui, if that is what Ma dame so desires, then I shall deliver," Rook smiles and puts a hand on his chest, "Rook Hunt, 3rd year vice housewarden of Pomefiore. My presence here is thanks to Ma dame [Y/n]. She told me about this club, and I just had to join for myself. I always wanted to hunt ghosts."

"Girl..." You tuck in your lips to stop yourself from smiling, but you were failing, "You tryna hunt ghosts?"

"To each their own, I guess," Deuce nudges your arm.

"And what about you petitie fée?" Rook crosses his arms, "Surely you are just joining this club as well?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah!" Tinkerbell clears his throat then smiles, "My name is Tinkerbell, but you can call me Tink if you'd like. I'm the unofficial vice housewarden of Ramshackle dorm. I joined because... Well... To be honest, I joined to help out [Y/n] where she lacks in magic. But I'm hoping with this experience, I'll come to appreciate the club in itself."