[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

*52: A Masterpiece Of Pubes

A/N: I drew the ghost hunting fit because I can! THE BODY SHAPE/HEIGHT/SIZE AND GENERAL APPEARANCE IS NOT CANON (unless you want it to be)!!! The only thing that IS canon are the scars! I wanted to draw my oc wearing the ghost hunting outfit for this chapter, but I thought... How often do I draw big girlies? And the answer? Not often enough so I'm thinking...

Every time I have a new outfit I'd like to share with you all (as sparse as that may be), I'm going to draw a completely new/random person. The skin color will change, the hair, the body, everything. Just because I love all women and honestly I need to see that more in fanfiction, mine included.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, and I hope you really enjoy the first part of your ghost hunting trip!

EDIT: Chapter titles containing an asterisk mark (*) are all Ghost Hunting related!

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Woo! Violence!

You were so fucking excited about ghost hunting!! You could barely contain your excitement when Deuce came to the dorm to walk with you. The nerd was wearing something similar to you: black jeans and a white t-shirt with his magic pen in his back pocket... His shirt was a little tight.

"Damn, you look hot as fuck," You grin, "Which is weird 'cause you're literally just wearing the bare minimum. How do you do it, wifey?"

He crosses his arms, which results in you horny gripping your own pants.

"Is-Is it really that.... different?" He asks with red cheeks.

"I'm literally horny-gripping the fuck out of my pants as we speak."

"IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!?!"

Oops, the secret has been revealed.

With Grim on your shoulder, you and Deuce walk hand in hand to the agreed location you were all to meet up. Which is to say, you will all be traveling through Dark Mirror in the mirror chamber. You told Deuce why Tinkerbell wasn't with you since he had noticed his absence. And that reminded Deuce to tell you a message Ace wanted to pass along.

"If you guys die, I gotta be honest, I'm gonna be a little pissed."

How charming! He has such a way with words!

"Not to worry, wifey," You say to your partner, "I brought my nichirin blade, and Tink gave me something that will ensure that it'll work against ghosts."

Deuce raises a brow, "You wanna tell me what it is?"

"It's a surprise tool that'll help us for later."

Grim rolls his eyes, "It's pixie dust."

"You fucker, you stole my thunder!"

"What thunder?!" The monster argues, "You weren't gonna tell him anyway!"

"Yeah, but I would've liked the option to!"

"By the way," Deuce thought now would be a good time to end the argument, "Do you know who else will be there?"

"Uh... You know, I probably should've asked Crewel now that I think about it. I know Remmy 's gonna be there, though."

Deuce snorts, "The guy who gave you that cool whistle?"

"Yep!"

"You've asked that weird, happy guy to join, too," Grim adds, "But do you think he's gonna show up?"