[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

119: There's Something Fishy Going on Here

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Venus gives the doors of the Monstro Lounge the side eye. "No one is here."

You sigh, "I realize that, Venus. I showed up early because I thought I needed to be prepared, but I completely forgot Azul gets off school at the same time as everyone else."

He sighs as he leans against the glass doors, "Want me to break in for you?"

"How sweet, but if I'm that desperate, I know how to lock-pick, so it's fine. We're just gonna have to wait five to ten minutes."

"On the bright side, you have a phone now," Venus grins, "Why don't you start up that fancy social media account that the kids use these days?"

"You mean Magicam?" You snort, pulling out your phone to do just that, "What would I even use it for other than memes?"

"Pfft–Make a "Princess [Y/n]" fan account."

"HA!! A fan account about myself?!"

"Yeah, it'll be funny."

"Oh, my Gosh..." You laugh, opening Magicam for the first time, "Okay, fuck it. Why not?"

Venus moves so he can watch over your shoulder, "Have you ever run a fan account before?"

"Nope! But how hard can it be?" You shrug, "If I get hate comments I could just reveal their IP address."

"...That's illegal."

"Alright, man. If you're gonna be like that, then you can't run the account with me."

"Okay, okay, sorry."

You pout slightly, "Shit, I need to make an email."

"You don't even have an–Oh, right. Different world," Venus disappears then reappears so he's laying sideways in the air, posing like one of your French girls, "Better make sure to remember to make a second email for work. You don't want future employers to find your digital footprints."

You scrunch up your nose, "Wait, this means I need a work email, a personal email, and a completely different third email for this fan account? Isn't that too much work?"

He shrugs, "Pretty sure you can just use one email for your personal account and fan account. I think Magicam has that feature to let you make multiple of them."

"And you know this how?"

"Wha–Just because I'm a kitsune, it doesn't mean I'm uncultured!"

"Right, my fault, my fault," You stick out your tongue, "I'll make the fan account first then and worry about the other crap later. The username... Eh, I'll just give it something basic like "princess [y/n] fan account." What do you think?"

"Sounds good to me."

You type that in, pouting when certain characters weren't allowed so you had to retype it a bit to fit better. "princess_y.n_fan_account" will have to do for now even if the period in the middle of your name was annoying. Anyway, next was the profile picture.

"I don't wanna put up a picture of myself, it would be too suspicious since I haven't even made an "official announcement" of the ascension of becoming a Princess. What should I use?"

Venus cups his chin in thought, "What... about a cat? You give me orange cat vibes."

"Do I really?"

"Orange cats are pure crackhead energy, so yes."

You shrug, spending a minute on the internet to find the perfect orange cat for your profile picture. It then asks you if you want to make it your first post, so you just say yes and add a quick and lazy caption to the cat picture. Now to set up your bio. Arguably the hardest part in your opinion. Especially for a fan account.