[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

73: A Used Copy of the Sims 4

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Riddle closes his eyes, "Now I see. Idia happened to be the perfect prince the Ghost Bride's been searching for. That's the idea, yes?"

You nod, "Yep, that's exactly it."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"AAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Aw, poor Idia. You don't know him personally, but you would've passed away if this was about you.

"Idia, the perfect prince? HAHA! You're kidding, right?"

"The bride sure knows how to pick 'em!"

"Ah, of all the times for Idia to choose to emerge from his cave. Hilariou–I mean, how unfortunate for him!" Azul laughs.

"This is no laughing matter!" Crowley shouts, silencing everyone, "I can only assume none of you know what happens when you're the Ghost Bride's groom."

"I've never heard of that part," Tinkerbell crosses his arms, "Is it that bad?"

"To marry a ghost means that you bind yourself to someone who's already dead." Is this a bad time to think about the move, the Corpse Bride while Crowley is explaining something? "Hence, if Idia marries her... His soul will leave his body, and he will depart for the afterlife!"

"WHAT?!"

"You didn't think this was something to bring up before?!"

"I foolishly assumed that the bride's standards were so unrealistic she'd never find anyone, so I wrote the whole thing off as a non-issue." He admits.

"My... My brother's gonna turn into a ghost?!" Ortho panics, "We can't let that happen! Please, headmage, you have to save Idia!"

"But of course," Crowley looks at the crowd of students, "With a peer's life at stake, I'm sure all of the kind souls here would be more than glad to lend their aid-"

"NAH."

"Eh?"

You and Tinkerbell look at everyone else who all declined.

"What perfect harmony," Tinkerbell hisses.

"But why? You could all help!"

"He snubs the company of others, yet we're supposed to fly to his rescue?" Vil says with a condescending look, "I see no reason to indulge such selfish behavior."

"This is your bro's problem, not ours. Figure it out yourself," Leona shakes his head.

You frown, "Are you fucking kidding me? So, do you only do things for other people if there's something in it for yourself?"

"It's fine, I can handle it on my own." Ortho closes his eyes, his eyebrows creasing together.

"No. it's not fine," You insist, "That is so incredibly selfish of you all. His life is on the line, do you not understand that??"

"[Y/n]-"

"-Do not interrupt me." You snap at Deuce, "If that ghost marries Shroud, he's going to die. Do you not understand that!? There's no do-overs for him. There's no way to bring him back. He'll be dead. Forever. He'll never come back."

The students start looking uncomfortable. Looking amongst each other as you spoke with a sneer.

Ortho looks at you with wide eyes. You don't even know who his brother is, and neither of you have met until today. But you're so ready to help him, and so passionate about it, too.