[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

8: My Life Is In Shambles

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If it wasn't already obvious, you caught up to Grim faster than Ace and Deuce. But that didn't mean you were suddenly an expert at catching weird cat-monsters. By the time the boys enter the cafeteria, you were hanging off a (clean) windowsill high up, trying to reach Grim who latched onto the wall just out of your reach.

How the fuck did you get up there?! Did you learn flight magic? No, impossible. You didn't have any magic in you!

"Heh heh heh! Catch me if you can!"

"Grim, I swear to fucking GOD!!"

You take a leap of faith, literally, and jump at Grim. He yelps before jumping onto the chandelier, leaving you to fall empty handed. Deuce widened his eyes, worried since you were going to fall on your side.

"[Y/n]!"

You mimic a maneuver Inosuke had taught you: twisting your upper half first and ducking your head to your chest, you bring your knees to your stomach. The back of your right shoulder hits the ground, causing you to roll on your back. You push yourself up back to your feet, feeling only pain in your new scar.

You look up at Grim with a scowl, not paying any mind to the useless boys just standing around twiddling their wieners.

"No fair climbing onto the chandelier, you coward!" Deuce mutters.

Ace was still in shock that you can move the way you can. You are just a useless girl... right?

"I haven't really learned flight magic yet..." Deuce frowns, "What could I summon to hold onto him...? Hmmm... Oh! That's it!"

You look over at Thing One and Thing Two, furrowing your brows, What the hell are they doing now?

"Did you come up with somethi-" Deuce points a pen with a red gem at the end towards Ace, "-Oh, hey! Stop! What are you doing?!"

You hear... a typical noise used for sparkles and glitter and shit.

"Why are you pointing your pen at me?!"

Oh, my God. These nerds need to use a wand? That somehow makes this so much lamer.

"Because I'm gonna launch you." Deuce answers with confidence.

"Oh, hell yeah!" You cheer with excitement, "This is not gonna end well! Good luck, Ace!"

"No! I don't want luck! I don't-" Ace starts to float, and he flails his arms in panic, "Bwaaah! Put me down! Seriously, do not launch me! Abort! ABORT! WH-[Y/N]! [Y/N], HELP!!"

You hold your hands together in prayer, "Rip In Rest, Ace."

"NOOOO!!"

"Just make sure to grab him tight." Deuce reminds him, his attention on Grim, "I've got him in my sights, and...GO!"

FUCK YEAH!

Ace starts screaming bloody murder as he flies in the air straight towards Grim. Grim also yells bloody murder as Ace slams into him. The force pushes the chandelier, and it was all it needed before it broke off whatever held it up.

You feel Deuce tug you back by your arm, shielding you when the entire thing crashes. You shut your eyes to prevent any debris invading your eyes, coughing slightly at the rising dust. After a moment, you finally move away from the Spade-Man, fanning away uselessly at the air.