[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

58: Goated With The Cheese (And With The Sauce, Too!)

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Not to give yourself a congratulatory slap on the asscheek or anything, but you are so fucking cool.

Thanks to you, Grim is already starting to learn some basic ass manners. First and foremost, he's starting to learn that he needs to be walking on his own two feet and that you're not going to be carrying him everywhere just because he's lighter than air.

And just like now: you offered to carry him on your shoulder on your way to the mirror chamber to get to Heartslabyul, but he declined the offer because your dress was too pretty to mess up.

Little baby boyyyy.

The black flats you were wearing were very comfortable, and they made a very satisfying click when the heels hit the floor as you walked. You would've worn heels since you can kind of walk in them, but if you're going to walk around at the Plaza, you don't want sore feet.

"After we get back, I have to go to Pomefiore for a few hours, I don't know how long exactly. So in the meantime, I'll be leaving you at Heartslabyul. I want you to be on your best behavior, you got it?"

"Wha?" Grim falters in his steps, quickly catching up once he regains himself, "I-Why didn't you-You never told me this before."

You grimace, "Well, you can come with me if you want to. The only reason I'm suggesting you stay with Ace and Deuce is because it's going to be hella boring for you."

"You're meetin' up with those sparkly blonde guys, right? Why do you even have to go there?" Grim asks with a frown.

"Ehh, you how Tinkerbell calls me a princess and all that crap?"

"Yeahhh...?"

"Short story long, he accidentally revealed himself to those two at Pomefiore, Vil and Rook are their names. And it somehow ended up with him telling them that I'm a princess," You sigh and shake your head, "Oh, how I love when Tink spreads misinformation."

Grim snickers, "You might as well just accept that you might actually be a princess."

"No way, that's so cringe."

"So these two guys now think you're a princess, huh? That still doesn't explain why you gotta go over there."

"They want to teach me-" You exaggerate your walk by literally putting one foot in front of the other, swaying your shoulders and raising your voice to an irritating, high pitch: "-proper manners and etiquette! I am so unlady-like, and unfit for royalty! I must go to them for training and guidance to become the perfect, prettiest princess!"

Grim howls with laughter, having to stop in his tracks to clutch his stomach.

"HA HA HA HA HA!! YEAH-HA HA!! GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!"

You grin and rush back to Grim, bending over and picking him up. You slightly throw him in the air, both of you laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation you always seem to find yourself in.

"Nahhh, just because you're laughing at my misery, you have to come with me for my princess training!"

"What?! No wayyyy! I don't wanna gooo!! Ha ha ha ha!!"

"AH-HA!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!"

You rub your face against his fluffy stomach, making the kitty laugh harder from the tickling feeling.