"Ok, so-"
*POOFYAKASHAA*
"OH COME ON!" Annie yelled.
LOL! I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE, BUT THIS IS THE 50th CHAPTER OF ToD!
"Chapter?" Leo asks.
Erm... Never mind. TO CELEBRATE-
"Again?" They all moaned.
YES! SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT! Anyway, to celebrate, IT'S POETRY NIGHT!
"It's 3:2-"
DAY!
A pad, pencil, and eraser appeared for each demigod.
"Aaand if we don't want to do your little shenanigan?" Jason asked.
A dragon appeared.
"ONTO THE POEM IT IS!"
Hehe.
"Big words for little Superman."
He hit Percy with his pad.
~BOB SUMMONS LE TIME SKIPETH~
"Finished!" Abby said, putting her pad down proudly.
NOW... a dash of salt... a bat's spleen... Two of Percy's toenails...
"WAIT, WHA-"
*POOF!*
"Where did she get my toenails from?!?"
"Percy, I really don't want to know" Frank said.
They were all on a stage, a microphone there for everyone.
ARRRRE YOOOOU READDDDDY!
"Yes." They all sighed.
OKK! WILL, LAY DOWN A SICK BEAT!
Will Solace turned the volume up, his Aviators and chains looking incredibly stupid.
"You dressed me like this!"
*snickers* Yeah. NOW HIT IT!
Percy: Yo! Uh! Yeah! A-
Hazel: Is that ness-
Percy: Yes now shhhh. UH! THANKS FOR READING ALL THIS CRAP! I'M REALLY SURPRISED YOU COULD STAND ALL THAT!
Annabeth: Thanks for not seeing this and then bypass, because I didn't expect all these reads, it seems a myriad.
Abby: What?
Annabeth: Big words for our readers.
Jason: Anyway... 50 IS A BIG NUMBER, ITS BIGGER THAN 4!
*facepalmes*
Jason: IM NOT A GOOD POET, CAUSE I SMELL LIK A BOA- wait, PIPER!
Piper: LOL! WE'VE SEEN FRIENDS LEAVE THE SITE, WE'VE SEEN SOME COME BACK! IM MISSING HamRoll / teamleoXD AND IEatedTheCookie TACK!
Frank: Why tack?
Piper: I needed something to rhyme.
Frank: Meh... BUT NO MATTER WHAT, YOU GUYS ARE SO COOL! FROM MAKING US BANANAS TO DROWNING IN DROOL!
Hazel: I don't remember that...
Jasmine: Exactly >:)
Hazel: Um... Your dares were weird, and fun to write, sometimes the author stayed up all night.
Leo: *beat boxing* THE PIZZAZ AND THE FLARE WAS UNBELIEVABLE! BUT TO BE HONEST, WHO THE HECK Are we supposed to be poeming to?
Camp Half-Blood: Umm...
Camp Jupiter: Eh...
Obama: Yeah...
Nyan Cat: MEWMEMWMWMWMWEW
Translation: Leo, Do you want to explode into Skittles?
Leo: No...
Nyan Cat Translated: Then eat a French Fry.
Leo: *eats French Fry* YAAAY!
Everyone: O.O
Leo: Wait, what were we doing?
Jasmine: AND ALL THE FOLLOWERS, MAN! YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVED! IF THE NYMPHS WOULDN'T KILL ME, I'D SEND YOU LETTERS BY DOVE!
Gracie: Why would they kill you?
Jasmine: What's paper made out of?
Gracie: True, True. AND YOU LOVED OUR WALMART DESTRUCTIONS AS MUCH AS WE DID, HERE'S A FAT PIG DOIND AN IRISH JIG! *spotlight shines on Frank as a pig jigging in a kilt*
Frank Pig: Oink Oink {Why did I agree to this?}
Nico: FROM NERDING TO DRAMA TO BATMAN HOOKS! WE EVEN DID A DANCE OFF, WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING IN THIS-
Jason: *covers Leo's ears whilst Leo's eating French Fries*
Nico: BOOK!
Abby: Um, I'm kinda new to this, BUT I KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOU! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS, WHATEVES, WE THANK ALL OF YOU!
Rebecca: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE GONE THIS FAR, EVEN WHEN I SMACKED JEFF WITH A METAL BAR!
Jeff: No you ha-
Rebecca: *grabs metal bar, and hits a home Jeff*
Jasmine: How'd he even get here?
Rebecca: I dunno.
Everyone: WE LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS! YOU'RE THE BEST! AND WE MEAN IT SO MUCH, THIS ISN'T A TEST!!!
"Now that that's done... CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS OUTFIT?" Will yelled.
No. I think you suit it.
Everyone face-palmed.
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No but seriously, I absolutely love you guys. You're like a family to me, all your positive and helpful feedback supports me through writing and life, it's just... amazing! Every time I get comments, I'm sometimes afraid that they'll be hurtful, snappy, ect. But they barely are and I just... Thank you.
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Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
FanfictionWhat if Percy and his friends got together in Cabin Three and played Truth or Dare? Join Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Me (Jasmine Dragonite, Not my real last name.) and a couple other's in a game of Truth or Dare. Prepare for laughter, daring, love, a bit...
