MEME-TASTIC CHAPPY!!

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She uses a device to read this chapter...

...But I got WATERMALONE to see what's after >:)

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Percy's P.O.V:

"SOOOOO MUCH CANNNDY!!"

Annabeth rolled her eyes, and pulled out a clump of silly string from her hair.

"Note for everyone: Never give Jasmine OR Gracie SILLY STRING!"

"Is that as well as Superglue, horse mask, live chickens, and Chipotle?"

"Ye- Wait, Chipotle?"

"MOVING ON FRANK YOU GOTTA ASK SOMEONE TRUTH OR DARE COME ON GOGOGO!" Gracie yelled.

"Hmm... Fishboy hasn't had any dares for a bit... I think..."

"I guess I'm gonna get a dare then?"

"Basically."

Hazel's eyes lit up, and she whispered something in Franks ear, and he looked surprised.

"Wait, how have you seen that?"

"Leo decided to have a marathon on Internet Trends."

Ok, this could NOT be good. Especially if Leo was linked into it.

"Put on this-" Frank started, handing me a big box with a question mark on it. "-And run around screaming Watermalone memes."

I opened the box, and almost flipped a table.

Inside were watermelon boxers, two plastic watermelon slices, and a watermelon shower cap.

"AND NO SHIRT!"

"OH HADES BOXERS!"

Hades head pops out of the ground. "Hey! My boxers aren't that bad!"

Nico face-palms, and his dads head sinks into the ground.

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I walked out of the bathroom, and everyone started cracking up.

"Oh my-HAHA!" Leo cried, rolling around like he was a burrito being wrapped up. (I'M HUNGRY, OK! ... I'm always hungry...)

"THIS DOES NOT SUIT MY SKIN-TONE!"

That just made them laugh even harder.

"Yeah, because you know all about fashion."

"What's that supposed to mean, Nico?"

"Um, dude, the one time you came to the Underworld in a pink and neon green leotard?"

"Hey, I just came from Water Aerobics, and I looked fabulous!"

I stamp out of the cabin, and sigh loudly.

"Well, here goes all my dignity... well, the dignity I have left..."

I bolted, waving my hands around and screaming at the top of my lungs the most ridiculous things.

"HE STRUGGLES TO HIT THE BULLSEYE, BUT I GOT WATERMALONE TO HELP ME SHOOT RIGHT!"

Will, Chiron, and the rest of the Archery class slowly lowered their bows, and looked over at me whilst I yelled at the climbing wall people about watermalone harnesses.

"Um... sir... should I grab the tranquilizer arrows?"

"Hm... have then ready just in case."

But, anyways, CONCENTRATING ON MEEEEEEE!!!

I burst in on Clarrisse bench-pressing, and I smiled.

"SHE STRUGGLES TO LIFT WEIGHTS!"

"What the-"

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