I DONT KNOW TURKEYS!

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Nico's P.O.V:

Yes.

We went to Mexican Walmart.

It just happened.

Deal with it.

"Nico... Truth or Dare?"

I looked at Rebecca. "Is it even your turn?"

She shrugs. "I dunno. Pick"

I mumble "Dare"

She grins. "TIME FOR BATMAN!!!"

--HAHA OLD TIME SKIP HAS BEEN FIRED!--

"This is gonna work out greaaaaaaat" I say, rolling each of my eyes separately.

"Ok, thats kinda creepy" Piper says, fixing up the last piece on my costume.

"HE'S GOOD!"

And they didn't even warn me.

Jason shoved me off of the floating piece of earth, and I tumbled down.

"BATMAN HAS BEEN LAUNCHED!" Percy laughs. I roll my eyes, expecting a shot of thunder anytime soon.

Yes, I was falling from a gazillion feet in the air, in a Batman costume, with an earpiece.

So much fuuuuun.

"Do I have to-"

"Nope!" Leo smiles into my earpiece, and I hear him press a button.

The Batman theme song comes on.

"Da na na na na na na na-"

I grab a bat-device from my pocket.

"Na na na na na na na na-"

I lock my eyes onto a tree.

"Na na na na na na na na-"

I press the button.

"BATMAN!"

I swing from a tree branch, my bat hook connecting to the branch.

I press the button again, and it automatically connects to the next place.

I feel the wind in my face, and watch the grass below my feet. I should be dead. Zeus should have killed me by now. But I wasn't dead.

I was having the best time ever.

I whooped, swinging from tree to tree. I was going higher and higher, longer and longer, doing flips and circles-

And smashed into a tree.

Let's just say that I blame the fog. I tumbled downwards, the leaves supporting my fall. I tumbled down, down, down... And my bat-hook allowed me to not break my rear end as I fell.

I sat up, ditzy from my face on collision. I ripped of my mask, and lay down.

"Hey there, Batman"

I looked to my left. A girl with beautiful locks and autumn-like clothes was standing there, looking at me with interest.

And yes, I know, Nymphs have that charm. But when you've just smashed into a tree, you don't concentrate on these things.

So I fell right for it.

"Urmph?"

She sat down next to me, and smiled. I just closed my eyes for a couple of seconds. But that was all it took for her to connect her lips with mine.

"NICO DI ANGELO!"

I scramble backwards, only to find (what do you know?) a tree there.

Gracie pulls out her sword, and makes a slicing motion at the nymph. The girl squeaks, and runs off.

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