Opa Facebook Style!

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Ok-dokey! This is the Facebook style one! Horaay! You can tell me which one you prefer in the comments! Also, there's a bit of a theme. Jasmine fed all of the charactets... Wait for it...

KOOL-AID! AND ALOT OF IT!

So my Ninja Unicorn Muffin Mandarin Sausage Demigod friends, let the chapter begin!

Oh, and Me is Jasmine, in case you forgot.

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Decelia: Truth or Dare Piper?

Piper: DARE! DARE! DARE!

Decelia: Run around Camp naked singing

"Im sexy and I know it."

Piper: NAKED RUN!! WHOOO!! *Strips*

Everyone except Piper: O.O

Jason: *wolf whistle*

Percy: WTF?

Conner: Look at that body.

Travis: Ahh.

Conner: Girl look at that body...

Me: Piper's the one singing it, not you.

*Poof! And away Piper goes to the middle of the camp as she disappears in a flock of doves!*

Katie: When the Flock can Aphrodite girls do that?

Me: I dunno. Lets watch her on the Plasma Tv that I totally dont use to spy on couples like Percabeth and Jiper!

Everyone: O.o

Me: Oh, umm. Lets watch!

*On the TV*

Piper: ~Naked and singing really loudly~

WHEN I WALK IN THE SPOT, YEAH, THIS IS WHAT I SEE. EVERYBODY STOP AND STARIN' AT ME, I GOT PASSION IN MY PANTS AN' I AIN' AFRAID TO SHOW IT, SHOW IT, SHOW IT. IM SMEXY AND I KNOW IT!

~Continues singing~

Random Ares guy: SIGN MY ABS, PIPER! SIGN IT!

Random Apollo guy: Look at that smexy body!

Piper's Thought's:

ZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZMZM SUGAR!!

Chiron: Umm, What is Piper do-AGHHHHH!

*Poof! Come's back to cabin 3 in a flock of doves*

Jason: Piper, put some clothes on.

Piper: :'( fine. *Magically wearing clothes*

Leo: I MADE A GLASS SAUSAGE OUT OF SAND!

*Everyone looks at Leo, who is holding a glass hot dog*

Leo: *Tries to eat sausage*

Me: Umm, Leo, YOU CANT EAT GLASS!

Leo: Poop

Piper: KATIE, TOOTH OR DAYRE?

Katie: TOOTH!

Piper: ARE YOU GAY?

Everyone: O.O

Katie:.... F*** NO!

Piper: Otay!

Katie: SARON, TOOTH OR DAYRE!

Saron: DARE!

Me: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Percy: I DUNNO? LETS STOP!

Katie: Ok. Anyvay, I dare u to both of Percy's socks off, WITH YO FLIPPIN MOUTH! NO TEETH!

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