Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!

20K Special!! {Part 2}

Gracie: Wait, If Jasmine has a clone, do I have one?

teamleoXD: HAI I BROUGHT TACO'S FOR US!

Gracie: CLONE DAY!! THE GODS ARE NOW ARE MINIONS!!

Kevin The Minion: Banana nananana. BANAN-

JasmineGorman: NO! I banned you from coming here after you blew up the Snowman I made! Actually it was a dirt man cause we don't get snow in my town BUT STILL!! GO BACK TO KITTY!

Kitty Blaire: Me?

bellatrixfan1: No, me. CLONE DAY!! KEVIN GET BACK HERE NOW! DON'T MAKE ME CONFISCATE YOUR GOLF KIT!

Kevin: baaaaaaaah meme (Translation: Fine Meow)

bellatrixfan1: DONT CALL ME THAT! ESPECIALLY WITH THAT ATTITUDE MISTER!

Kevin: 0-0

JasmineGorman: Lets just get to the book.


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Hello there! Welcome to my guide of writing! It will have tips that I have thought of while writing this and my other Percy Jackson book! I am not a pro writer, so I don't know how handy these tips will be. Dedication of this chapter to MissMythoMagic because I got the idea from her!
BUT LEZZ GO!

(Note, I will put stars * If these are for stories that are more serious, like a Fan-Fiction. I will put squiggles ~ if they work for a Truth or Dare book or a Facebook, more of a fun one.)

1. *~Think about the characters~*

This is an important tip for everyone. If it's a Fan-Fic, think about how they act in the book and incorporate that into your book. I mean, Percy can't suddenly become evil unless he's possessed or seriously tempted. If you make up a character, think of there looks, how they act, think, traits, and look. And don't forget how they feel, or their randomness scale! Everyone is random!



2. *THE PLOT-LINE!*


This is also an important tip, too. Think a bit ahead of the story, like the ending, the twists and turns, and how this or that happens. Because you can't have a unicorn lost in New York and they find him in Timbucktoo! Stick to the plot line! Unless something changes drastically, which has to be incorporated into the story, not TOLD IN AN AUTHORS NOTE!
Reason this isn't Truth or Dare wise is because you'll think of new things all the time, and plop that / them into your story.


3. *MAKE SURE ALL QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED BY THE END OF THE BOOK/SERIES!*

NOTHING is more annoying than finishing a book and wondering "Who does Laila love", "Where did Nick go after he was taken by a sea minion" or "What did the prophecy line mean?", Then you check all the authors note's and Profile of the author to find that they aren't writing anymore books. No sequel to explain anything. If it's a series, have all questions answered by the end of the series. Because if you don't answer the questions, you'll most likely get:

A) Hate, and no-one likes hate.

B) Questions. The unanswered questions.

C) NO BROWNIES FROM ME! And me and my brownies rock!

And don't be someone that explains the answers in a AUTHORS NOTE! WRITE A EXTRA CHAPTER! OR ANOTHER BOOK! DON'T BE LAZY!


4. *~FOR DA LOLS~*


Ok, your book might be serious. It might be that even the Mustache of Seriousness can not even handle it. But you gotta have at LEAST one or two laughs! Here are some laugh tips:

A) If Fan-Fic, Take things from the books / characters that were funny, tweak them slightly, change the situation, and BAM NOODLES! Got yourself a moment that is funny, yet makes sense cause the readers will get it! They'll laugh so hard that they'll need the 'dam' bathroom. >:)

B) Pranks. EVERYBODY LUUUURVES A GOOD PRANK!

C) Funny replies and comebacks. If a character asks someone "What are YOU doing here!" Put something like "Oh, ya know, shaving some woolly llamas. IM SHOPPING!". Something along those lines. Or after a giant rant about the character that isn't nice be like "... Well your a ray of sunshine aren't you. Are you santa?

~D) RANDOMNESS! ELEPHANTS THAT FLY! CHEESE THAT ARE NAMED JACK THAT CAB TALK #bellatrixfan1! DOLPHINS THAT CAN SWIM! LLAMAS THA- wait, dolphins do swim.~



5. *~ORIGINALITY!~*

Ok, So I was reading some Minecraft Fan-Fictions, and the one's that showed the characters living a daily lifestyle... HALF OF THEM INVOLVED GETTING THE PEOPLE KIDNAPPED! CMON PEOPLE! GET ORIGINAL! Even if you have a Facebook Book or a Truth or Dare book, you can get original. Like sometimes I put in KOOL-AID and this 20K SPECIAL is new.


6. *~DA COVER MAYN! DA COVER!~*


Yeah, I meant to spell man like that. Anyway...

The cover is something that grasps the attention of your audience! A cover makes the book look interesting. I mean, Look at J.K Rowling, Rick Riordan, And Suzan Collins...


THEY HAVE SO SMEXY COVERS! And no offense to Twilight fans, but really Stephenie Meyer? A apple, a white flower, a chess board, and some ribbon? Eye-catching covers -_-

Also, make sure the cover relates to the book. It would be kinda weird to see a donut on a gruesome war cover.

Don't be afraid to ask people to make you a cover. If you don't like it, you could say thanks but you won't use it in a nice way. I'm sure they'll understand. (Note: I can make covers and profile pics for you, if you want.)


Last, But not least... Drumroll...



7. *GRAMMAR!*

Ok, We all hate a book that has so many spelling mistakes that you can't read it. Or loooooooong paragraphs with vital information. Or incorrect punctuation and CAPITAL LETTERS! I get seriously peeved with the last two. THERE THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS ON WATTPAD!

So, for the first situation: USE AUTO-CORRECT! OR CHECK SPELLING! I RECOMMEND CHECK SPELLING! It's not that hard to use. I'll even explain how to use it on Ipod! I use it on my Ipod when I'm finished a chapter, because I like to see how much I spell right.

Ok, So on computer, I'm pretty sure there's a check spelling button at the top of the page. Click that button, and all the words that were spelt incorrectly are underlined with red (Ignore names that you know you spelt right, like names of people and latest technology. Because sometimes the computer doesn't recognize them).

Then, you right click the word, or highlight the word then right click, and it will come up with a couple of words. Find the one you wanted, them BAM! YOU LEARNED HOW TO SPELL FORWARD! I HATE SPELLING THAT WORD!


SPELLING FOR IPOD!

Go to Settings, Cause I'm pretty sure you all have it.

Unless your name is Jake.

And failed at Jailbreaking.

And can't find any Apple Apps.

Because I don't even know how you can stuff up THAT much.

ANYWAY! So to Settings > General > Keyboard > Check Spelling. Then when writing, tap the red underlined word, then tap the word you want. Personally, I hate Auto-Correct, Because I can't spell Annabeth without it changing 90,000 times -_-


SECOND SITUATION!!

Choose an appropriate time to hit that enter key! WITH YO FOREHEAD!

Just kidding, but seriously, sometimes if there's just one loooooooong paragraph with vital information, people might think 'To much reading. Skip that part'. So choose a good time to put in a gap.

But dont d

o it like

This -
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LAST TWO SITUATIONS!

Ok, I know its annoying to hold down the shift while finding the right button, but after a while of writing, it becomes so fluid you do it automatically. Like I hit that cap button on my Ipod after every full stop, exclamation mark (Hey I spelt that right!), and ect. It becomes natural.

But full stops...

COME ON! Its just a simple tap and BAM! A magical full stop. And on Wattpad App, you don't have to tap the 123 button to reach the little dot, because they put a bar above the keyboard (Ive memorized the Ipod keyboard... kinda) which has these symbols which are highly useful:

" ' ? . , !

So NO EXCUSES FOR GRAMMAR MISTAKES!!

And thats all I wanna say for that bit, so onto the next!


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Christmas is soon. THAT MEANS TWISTED CHRISTMAS SONGS!!


JINGLE BELLS!

FESTUS SMELLS!

BUFORD'S REALLY LAME!

NOW I RUN FROM A FLAME-THROWING LEO

BECAUSE I'M A SEAWEED BRAIN, HEY!



Camp Half-Blood with 20 cabins

Demi demigods, Per Percabeth.

'Tis the season for all campers

Demi demigods, Per Percabeth.

Don we now our orange T-shirts

Demigods demigods, Percabeth.

Romans and Greeks all united

Demi demigods, Per Percabeth




JINGLE BELLS

JINGLE BELLS

I SEE THROUGH THE MIST!

PREDICTING THINGS FROM THE BOWLS OF HELL

LIKE THE WEATHER LOL PLOT TWIST!



Swords clashing, the lake's glistening.

In a caaaave Rachel's painting.

A beautiful time,

For campers to dine,

When a llama eats there faces off... Wait what?





Jasmine the multi-demigod,

Had a lot of power moves. (Like JeromeASF)

And if you ever saw her,

You'd wish that you could to. (Try to be a boss)

All of the other campers,

Stared at her and stayed away (Like she was a disease)

But they always wanted

Her to play the CTF game. (BLUE FTW)

Then one cold Half-Blood night

Rachel puked out green mist (WTF dude?)

Then Chiron with his tail in a twist

Asked if Jasmine could decipher this

Then how the demigods helped her (helped her)

As they clashed their swords with glee (Yippe)

Jasmine the multi-demigod

You'll go down in history (LIKE THE ALL BLACKS!!)



We wish you a merry QUESTMAS

We wish you a merry QUESTMAS

We wish you a merry QUESTMAS

PLEASE DO NOT DIE

CHARMSPOKEN LIES

AND POSSESSED PIES

WE WISH YOU A MERRY QUESTMAS

PLEASE TRY NOT TO DIE!!



LAAAST CHRISTMAS

A BRICK HIT MY HEAD.

SLEPT ON A FLYING SHIP

WITH A VERY COMFY BED.



LAAST CHRISTMAS

I STOLE A SILVER PLATE.

FROM SOME SNAKE-HAIRED LADIES

WHO DIDN'T SMELL GREAT.



LAAAST CHRISTMAS

I BUILT A BIG BOAT.

MANAGED TO KISS SOME GIRLS

UNDER A MISTLETOE.



LAAAST CHRISTMAS

I SHOT A BABOON

FOUND A CLOCK ARENA-

"Katniss, what did I say about interrupting my books?"

"Awwwwwww"



LAAAAST CHRISTMAS

I MET PERCY UNDER A MISTLETOE

IT WAS LIKE AN HOUR

BEFORE WE STOPPED SO YA KNOW


"DUUUDE!" Jasmine screams!

"What? Isn't this the last christmas song line?" Annie asks.

"Yeah, well its not like me and Jasmine say that we kissed for an hour" Leo says.

"What was that about the mistletoe in yours Leo?" Jas asks?

"Ummm... THE NEXT CAROL!"



LAAAAAST CHRISTMAS

I WANTED TO STAB LEO

DAM MISTLETOE

I CAN CHARMSPEAK HIM THOUGH!




LAAAAST CHRISTMAS

I HAD TO MUCH SUGAR.

THEN GRACIE AND ME

RAN AROUND CAMP SINGING SQUEE!!



"Ok NO MORE LAST CHRISTMAS!" Kitty yells.

"Fine"

"Then"




Octavian will die

Octavian will die

Octavian will die

With his very own bloody knife.

I wanna stab Octavian

I wanna stab Octavian.

I wanna stab Octavian

Through the whole of his heeeart


STUFFED UP CHRISTMAS CAROLS TO SING AND CONFUSE PEOPLE!


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HERE'S A SONG THAT I WROTE OUT OF BOREDOM! Ok maybe not out of boredom... Is Percy Jackson related... ENJOY!



[Verse: Nico]
If I was about to waste away until I was gone
I'll go to the Underworld, where no birds tweet a song
I would always be thinking of you


[Verse: Leo]
And if my soul was torn to bits
Sorrow written on my lips
No knowledge on how to mend it
The solution would be you


[Hook: Percy, Jason and Frank]
Because If I was about to fall into a pit of death
If I was gonna burn until their was nothing left
The last thing I would think of before I met my end
It would always be about you


[Chorus: All]
Cause you are the one thats keeping me alive
The only thing that helps me avoid suicide
Baby your the one, and no-one else
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive

I know that its you because when you smile
The happiness inside is repelling my exile
If you were to perish, I'd be right by your side
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive


[Verse: Frank]
If my life could burn away so easily
My life-line needs protection so desperatly
The only other person I could trust Would be you


[Verse: Jason & Percy]
Because If I was switching sides to end a deathly fate
Losing my memory until the very date
But one last memory was allowed to remain
It would always be about you


[Hook: Leo & Nico]
Because If I was about to fall into a pit of death
If I was gonna burn until their was nothing left
The last thing I would think of before I met my end
It would always be about you


[Chorus: All]
Cause you are the one thats keeping me alive
The only thing thats helping me avoid suicide
Baby your the one, and no-one else
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive

I know that its you because when you smile
The happiness inside is repelling my exile
If you were to perish, I'd be right by your side
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive


[Bridge: Jason]
Stealing all of my past
Wont stop me loving you

[Bridge: Percy]
Darkness is surrounding me
I'll always remember you

[Bridge: Frank, Leo and Nico]
Girl there is nothing I wouldn't do
To protect you, protect you


[Chorus: All]
Cause you are the one thats keeping me alive
The only thing thats helping me avoid suicide
Baby your the one, and no-one else
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive

I know that its you because when you smile
The happiness inside is repelling my exile
If you were to perish, I'd be right by your side
Your the only thing thats keeping me alive


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Ok... Mini story time...

So I walk down to the bakery and buy a pot of chips. Then I head out and start walking towards the library and eating the chips. I walk past people and smile (Cause I'm nice) but they just look at me. LIKE THEY HATE ME! IS IT ILLEGAL FOR A 11-YEAR OLD TO WALK DOWN THE STREET WHILE EATING CHIPS? HMM? NO I DON'T THINK SO! At least when I went down the next part of town (Because In our town the street gets separated by a road, With the clock tower in the middle, and then it's the next lot of shops) THEY SMILED! AT LEAST THEY AREN'T GROUCHY CATS!!

If I offended anyone, I'm sorry, but I don't think I did.




Sooooo... To end this off...

#YOLOSWAG (Just to annoy my sis :p)

And.....







#TYSFOOT!