THANK YOU FOR 5.2 K READS!!! U GUYS ARE AWSOME POTATO SAUCE AND IM SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING MY FREAKING WATTPAD APP WAS BEING A ANNOYING CHEESE BALL!
And we ran out if Wifi Gigs so I had to wait until the 26th to publish this.
Thank you @dls910, @hadesisabutt (lol) and @teamleoXD for some of the dares!
If any of you have seen MinecraftFinest's 'Were Miners and We Know It' (Awsome song parody,) You'll know where I got Percy's Lyrics from.
And if you've seen SkyDoesMinecraft play Airborne Pvp, you'll understand Scooby Doo's line.
So here is the Facebook chapter for reaching 5.2 K reads!!
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*3 minutes of chugging Kool-Aid later*
Leo: BLEAAAAAGHH BLLBLBLBLBLB SHEKABEDINGDONG CRAZY FWOG!
Jasmine: What?
Kitty: WHO'S TURN IS IT I THINK ITS ALEX'S PLEASE PICK MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
Alex: UGH... AGFLAB... FLAB... BUTTSAGGINGTON!
Piper: O.o
Scooby Doo: Who she got a booty, she doooo!
Hazel: SCOOBY!! *hugs him*
Frank: O.O
Alex: JASON AND PERCY TRUTH OR DARE SUCKAS!
Kitty: Aw
Jason and Percy: TRUTH!
Alex: I DARE YOU TWO TO WALK PAST THE APHRODITE CABIN. AT MIDNIGHT. SINGING 'IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT'. IN YOUR BOXERS!
Jason and Percy:...........
Annabeth and Piper: TO THE APHRODITE CABIN! *Whoosh*
Alex: GO GET READY MY YAMS!
-Outside the Aphrodite Cabin-
Jason: *Sexy singing voice* When I fly through the sky, this is what I see. Everybody stop and staring at me. I got lightning in my pants and I aint afraid to zap Drew, zap Drew, zap Drew. I'M SMEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Percy: *Also in a sexy singing voice* When I swin down the river, this is what I see. All the squids stop and starin' at me. I got Riptide in my hands and I aint afraid to use it, use it, use it, use it. IM SMEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Aphrodite Girl #6: MARRY ME PURCAY!!
Aphrodite Girl #18: BE MINE JASON! BE MINE!
Aphrodite Girl #9 3/4: IM MISSING A QUATER OF ME BUT WHO CARES! LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!
Percy and Jason: O_O *Back away slowly... Slowly...*
Annabeth: DONT LEAVE ME JASON!!
Piper: PURRRCY BE MY BOYFRIEND! WE CAN BE PIPEY! I SAID PIPEY!
Percy: Wtf is wrong with the two girls?
Jason: I dunno...
Piper: *Charmspeak* TAKE OFF THE PLANKS FROM THE DOOR SO I CAN KISS YOU PERCY!
Annabeth: *Charmspeak BECAUSE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH KOOL-AID!*
TAKE OFF THE PLANKS FROM THE DOOR SO I CAN KISS YOU JASON!!
Percy and Jason: *Charmspeak Trance* Yes girls. *Takes off planks, lets Annie and Pipes out, then barricades it again*
Jason and Annie: *kissing*
Percy and Piper: *kissing*
Leo: *hiding in a BUSH!! With his video camera* This is going on YouTube!!
Travis: *In another bush with Conner* The boyfriend switch potion should wear off in about 3 minutes...
Conner: ALL RIGHT!
-3 minutes later-
Annabeth: Wait... WHAT THE HELL JASON! *SHMAKO PACKO*
Piper: WHAT THE F PERCY! *SMACK*
Percy and Jason: OW!
Annabeth: PERCY! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PIPER! *Smack!*
Piper: JASON! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH ANNABETH! *Smack!!*
Piper and Annabeth: WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MY BOYFRIEND! *SSSSSSSSMACK!*
Leo and Stolls: *Roll out of bush laughing their ass's off*
Annabeth: U DAI!
Conner: HOW DID U FIND OUT ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND SWITCH POTION!
Percabeth and Jiper:.......... U DAI!
-In Cabin 3, 6 minutes later-
Leo, Stolls, Percabeth and Jiper: *All beaten up*
Jason: For that. LEO TRUTH OR DARE?
Leo: ULTRA BADBOY MCSHIZZLE STICK LOLLIPOP POOPING UNICORNS DARE!
Jasmine: ADHD KOOL-AID BOYFRIENDS ARE AWSOMESAUCE! :D
Leo: YAAAY! *Jeo or Lasmine Kiss*
Jason: ... Ok? Dress up like a girl in a bikini while singing "This Girl is on Fire" and be flaming on.
Frank: YAY I GET TO WATCH LEO MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF!
Hazel: DONT LOOK SCOOBY!
Frank: -_- He's still here...
Gracie: And he wont disappear unless I tell him to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAH!! *Thunder*
Everyone: *Looks at Jason*
Jason: What?
Leo: Time for my dare... TO THE BIKINI STORE!!
-Mini Utes later-
Leo: *Struts out wearing Disney Princess Bikini*
Jasmine: t-_- Very manly...
Hecate: Tell me, why did you choose this boy?
Jasmine: Mom, your starting to sound like Athena...
Hecate: Oh... *Poof*
Jason: Anyway. TO CAMP!
-Camp-
Leo: *On the Hephestus table* FLAMING TIME!
Nyssa: Leo, What the-
Jasmine: HE IS WEARING A DISNEY PRINCESS BIKINI JUST DEAL WITH IT *Wearing my amazing Team Leo Shirt*
Laura: SHUSH KEBABS! *Waving Team Leo Flag*
Leo: *Flaming on* THIS. GIRL IS ON FAYAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS. GIRL IS ON FAYAAAAAA!!
Fan Girl #70: OMG LEO LET ME SING WITH YOU!
Fan Girl #23: NO, LET ME! I WILL GET YOU ANYTHING!
Fan Guuuuurl #34269185: I WANT SOME OF YOUR LUCIOUS LOCKS LEO! *In a creepy voice* GIVE IT TO ME!
Leo: O.O Looks like a girl but she's a flaaaame?
Aphrodite Fan #456: *Charmspeak* KISS ME! LOVE ME LEO!
Leo: *Charmspeak Trance* OH YEAH BABY! *Smooch*
Jasmine: Hhmph
Purcay: Why arnt you doing anything?
Jasmine: Not sure...
Frank: I NEED TO FART! *Does giant fart*
Fan Girls: EEEEWWWW!! *Runs from the Ferocious Frank Fart (Lol)*
Frank: *Creepy voice* I had Mexican food for lunch
Hazel: 0.0 Crap... TAKE YOUR LACTOSIANOS!
Frank: *Takes it, and immediatly stops farting* Yay!
-Time skip to Cabin 3-
Leo: Sooooooo, girls? Truth or Dare?
Gurls: ALL OF US!
Leo: Yup
Gracie: Kay Kay Flaming Idioto!
Leo: I dare you to-
-TIME SKIP!-
Leo: WHAT! ITS NOT EV-
-SKIP BO!-
Leo: THATS IT! THIS I-
-FLUFFY BUNNIES TELL YOU TO DEAL WITH IT FLAMING IDIOTO!-
Leo: Gracie!
Gracie: Lol, Leo's getti-
-DOSEY DO!-
Gracie: THAT ONE WAS NOT ME!
Frank: Mwaha-
-YOU CAN NEVER STEAL MY LINE FRANK! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!-
Frank: LAURA!
Laura: KITTY!
Kitty: JASMINE!
Jasmine: LEO!
Leo: ANNABETH!
Annabeth: HAZEL!
Hazel: SCOOBY!
Scooby Doo: >:) *poof*
Steve: STEVE!
Conner: What?
Frank: Finally! Tha-
-TROLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!-
Purcay: WHO WAS THAT!
Laura and Kitty: WE BO BE BO!
Jasmine and Frank: -_-
Leo: Can we get back to the dares?
Flora: Ok!
Nico: FLORA COME BACK HERE!
Flora: Ok :( *Leaves*
Jason: Ummm.... What?
Leo: THE DARE IS TO DRINK THIS! *Hands all the girls a redy-purply potion*
Girls: *Drink it*
One second...
Two boloney...
15 kittens...
One Direction: *pop out of the floor* You've got that, one thing!
Piper: EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!
Annabeth: OMGOMGOMGIMGOMGOMGOMG!!
Jason and Percy: O_o
Hazel: MARRY ME NIALL!
Laura: LIAM YOUR MINE!!
Kitty: KISS ME HARRY!
All the boys except Leo: WHAT?!
Leo: *Cracking up*
Jasmine and Gracie: One Direction... Really Leo?
Leo: 1. There's more than this, and 2. HOW ARE YOU WITHSTANDING THE POTION!
Jasmine: *facepalm* WERE THE FREAKING CHILD OF HECATE! OUR MOTHER MADE POTIONS! WE CAN EITHER USE THEM OR WITHSTAND THEM!
Gracie: Wow. Nice thinking Repair Boy.
Leo: -_-
Boys: WHAT DID U DO?
Justin Beiber: *Appears out of nowhere* Love me, Love me, say that you love me...
Alex: :O I LOVE YOU JB!!
Jasmine: EEWW!! *Throws a diaper full of Pegasi poop on him*
Gracie: SCREW YOU JB! *Throws toilet at him*
JB: Hey! Dont interrupt my Swag!
Jasmine and Gracie: *Laugh like maniacs*
Percy: Whats so funny?
Jasmine: Nothing...
Alex: *Smooching JB*
Piper: *Smooching Loui*
Kitty: *Smooching Harry*
Laura: *Smooching Liam*
Hazel: *Smooching Niall*
Annabeth: *Smooching Zayn*
Boys: *Shaking with anger*
Jasmine: >_< When will this end!?
Leo: Right about.... Now!
1D and JB: *Poof*
Alex: MY LIPS TASTE LIKE JB! WTF HAPPENED!
Gracie: Leo. Potion. Make you fangirl over 1D and JB. Boys angry. You guys smooched them. Leo may die from girls and boys.
Jasmine: I'VE GOT THE VIDEO CAMERA READY!
Leo: WHY ARN'T YOU PROTECTING ME?
Jasmine: Meh. I prefer to watch u suffer.
~And Leo got chased by everyone except Jasmine and Gracie, who were laughing their ass's off while Leo got ZAPPED and they videoed it. Halfway through the chase, (Lol, Chase) I bought a potato named Strve at the Pet Shop, Hades lost his Leozard in a Demímon fight against a Jasmonite, and Leo got shot into the angry Truth or Dare mob by a Pink Fluff Unicorn Dancing on Rainbows (Sent by none other than Iris herself)~
-30 minutes of healing later-
Nico: *From his Cabin* HA! MY DAD LOST TO A JASMONITE!
Jasmine: *Facepalm*
All the girls except Kitty: Truth Or Dare Kit Kat?
Kitty: WHERE ARE THE KIT KATS THEY ARE MINE AND WE SHALTH RULE THE WORLD WITH THEM NYAHAHAHAHA!!
Saron: O_O
Kitty: Kit Kats... What was my dare again?
-5 minutes of discussing, charmspeaking, and potato fights later-
Gracie: THIS! *Clicks fingers*
Kitty: *Poof*
--In a world where I watch CaptianSparklez and xRpmx13 way to much--
Kitty: What th- AGH!
~In the room there are A BUNCH OF FLAMING HEADLESS CHICKENS DOING BACKFLIPS!!~
Headless Chicken: BAWK! *Backflips over Kitty*
Kitty: WHAT? OH GODS THEIR FREAKING ZOMBIES!
Headless Chicken #3: GUUURL WHAT CHU JUST SAY?! *Z-wing formation*
Kitty: O.O
All Headless Chickens: *Start tap dancing*
Kitty: Umm... What?
Headless Chicken #14: WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT! JUST KEEP WALKING!
Kitty: *Poof*
~Cabin 3~
Kitty: That was awkward, weird, and funny... WAS THAT A STOLL PRANK?
Annabeth: Bingo
Jasmine: WAS HIS NAMO!
Annabeth: -_-
Kitty: HA! JASON, PERCY, FRANK, LEO! TRUTH OR DARE!
Boys: DARE!
Kitty: Walk around Camp being the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Jasmine: COME WITH ME! I will give you the weapons, costumes, paint, and make sure your personality suits the turtle
-4 mine turtles in the closet later-
Jason: *Comes out in a turtle costume, painted green to suit the turtle costume, with a blue ninja mask and a katana*
Percy: *same as Jason, but has a red mask on and has two Samurai Daggers*
Leo: *Same as Percy, but has a orange mask and some numchucks*
Frank: *Same as Leo, except has a purple mask and a karate stick*
Jasmine: It was hard choosing between Donatello and Michealangelo for Leo, but I decieded on Michealangelo, because Leo can throw a party!
Leo: HYPER! *flings numchucks around*
Kitty: I GET THE NUMCHUCKS AFTER!
Laura: I WANT THE POLE!
Annabeth: BAGS ONE OF THE SAMURAI DAGGERS!
Jasmine: I GET THE OTHER ONE!
Gracie: I GET LE KATANA!
Piper and Hazel: What about us?
Jasmine: Hold up! *Pulls out a katana and pole*
Hazel: *Grabs katana* This will be great for riding Arion
Piper: *pokes Jason* LOL!
Jason: OW! DAM YOU!
Kitty: LOL!
Jason: Anyway... FELLOW TURTLES THIS WAY!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Team (I'll call them TMNTT for short): *Run out the door*
-By Big House-
Chiron: WHAT THE HADES JASON? PERCY! FRANK! LEO! WHAT?
Jason: Ignore us. TEAM, KEEP MOVING!
TMNTT: *Go to Sword Training Place*
Clarisse: NEW ENIMEIS! YAY!
Jason: AN ENEMY!
Percy: FULL TURTLE MODE!
Frank: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURLTES!
Jason: FIGHT!
Percy: DESTROY EVIL!
Frank: SAVE THE WORLD!
Leo: EAT PIZZA!
Jason, Percy, Frank: What?
Leo: They do eat pizza, right?
Frank: Yeah, but still dude...
Jason: Anyways...
TMNTT: TURTLE POWERS ACTIVATS!
-A burst of yellow light, and their in full TURTLE MODE!-
Leonardo (a.k.a Jason): LETS DO THIS!
Ralphael (a.k.a Percy): READY GUYS?
Donatello (a.k.a Frank): WE CAN DO THIS!
Michealangelo (a.k.a Leo): FOR PIZZA!!
Ralphael:.... Ok? Why not?
TMNTT: LETS GO! *Start fighting Clarisse while epic theme music plays in the background*
Music Lyrics:
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half-shell!
Turtle power!
Here we go its the lean green ninja team,
On th scene their teens doing ninja things!
So extreme out the sewer like laser beams,
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings!
Can't stop these radical dudes,
The secret of the ooze the turtles refuse!
Emerge from the shadows to make their move,
The good guys win and the bad guys lose!
Leonardo's the leader in blue, does anything it takes to get his team through.
Donatello is a fellow has his way with machines,
Ralphael's got the most attitude on the team.
Michealangelo! He's one of a kind, and you'll know where to find him when its party time!
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need,
To be one mean green fighting machine!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Heroes in a half-shell!
Turtle power!
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Clarisse: *a tiny cut on her knee* WHAAAAA!!! DADDY!!
Ares: -_- its just a cut...
Clarisse: ITS KILLING ME! EEEKKK!!
Ares: Disowned *Poof*
Leonardo: UN-MORPHIN TIME!
--Regular People--
Leo: PIZZA!! *Runs to Cabin 3 for Pizza*
Frank: t-_-
--LETS DO THE TIME WALK AGAIN!!!!!!!!--
Leo: *Shoving pizza into his mouth* Ugg...Mgh...Lguuu...
Jasmine: -_- Dude... Thats gross...
Leo: SO!
Jasmine: Your my boyfriend...
Frank: PIPER TRUTH OR DARE!
Piper: IM FAT! *Suddenly as fat as Santa*
Aphrodite: DOVES TO LE RESCUE!
Doves: *Peck all the fat off of her*
Everyone except Aphrodite: O_O
Aphrodite: Todaloo! *Puff*
Piper: That... Was extremly gross...
Hazel: *Puking in the back*
Frank: Anyway... DRESS UP LIKE A BABY AND HAVE JASON PUSH YOU AROUND IN A STROLLER!
Jason: -_- Wow dude... Just wow...
Piper: *In a bib and has one of those sucky things in her mouth* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jason: *Puts her in stroller, and heads out of Cabin*
Random Apollo: Ummm... Wtf?
Demeter Kid: OMG IM TOTS INSTAGRAMING DIS GUUURL!!
Aphrodite Kid: EWWS SHE'S A BABY SHE'S NOT EVEN A UNICORN OR A DOLPHIN OR SOMETHING EWEWEW!!
Piper: o.o what?
--5 minutes later--
Piper: NEIIIIICOOOOO!!! TRUTH OR BEARRRSS!!
Percy: Umm... Pipes... Nico isnt playing...
Nico: I AM NOW SUCKA HOMIE G'S U GOT NOTHING ON ME IMMA GO HAVE A BEAR HAD 3 CANS OF KOOL-AID YEAH!
Annabeth: Umm... Ok...
Piper: >:] watch Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows for 10 hours
Nico: O_O *Goes to computer*
Narrator Thingy: Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows! Ect ect..
--10 hours later--
Nico: *Lying in the shadows twitching*
Laura: What colour are the unicorns?
Nico: OH GODS NO!!
Percy and Kitty: PINK!
Laura: What are they dancing on?
Nico: DONT YOU DA-
Annabeth and Piper: RAINBOWS!
Nico: NO! TO COLOURFUL TO COLOURFUL!! WHAAA!
Laura: Now use one word to describe the magical texture of their fur?
Everyone:........
Ares: SMILES!
Everyone: YAAAAYY!!
Nico: NOOO I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT PIPER YOU CAN DARE SOMEONE IM GONE! *Shadow travels to le Underworld*
Kitty: ITS THE GOD OF PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS AND SPARKLES!!! *Hugs Ares*
Ares: YAAAY!! Ive always wanted to be the god of that ^-^
Percy: O.o
Ares: I MUST FUFILL MY DUTY! *Poof!*
Annabeth:.... That was weird
Piper: KITTY TRUTH OR DARE!!
Kitty: I FOUND A LEPRACAUN!I
Lepracaun: Ay we old Irish min, If ya get me mey pot 'o gold, we can drink some ol' whisky and do the Irish dance! Then we'll go and kick some irish min in their nuts!
Kitty: ^-^
Gracie: O.o
Lepracaun: PISS OFF YA LITLE TWITS! *puff*
Kitty: NO SHAGGY!!
Leo: -_- You named him Shaggy?
Kitty: Yes, and WHAT IS MY DARE?
Piper: I'm thinking... I'm thinking... I'm thinking... I'm thinking...
--20 minutes later--
Piper: Thinking... Thinking... I GOT IT!
Jason: *Waking up from sleep* AZFLA? WHAT? THE SKY IS FALLING!
Zeus: *Falls on Percy*
Jason: TOLDS YA!
Annabeth: -_- (I love this emotian)
Percy: GET OFF ME FATTIE!
Zeus: WAAAAA!!! MOMMY!! *Poof*
Hazel: Umm... What?
Kitty: WHAT IS MY FREAKING DARE?!
Piper: Feed Hades and the dead cookies, Fly through the sky on an airplane, Go bungee jumping from Olympus with Kronos, but forget to give Kronos a cord, Give Kronos some cookies, serve Aphrodite an Epic Meal Time pizza, and have a farting fit in front of Aphrodite.
Kitty: Peter the Piper...
Peter Le Piper: What?
Kitty:......... THIS IS AWSOME!! ^-^
Peter Le Piper: JUST GO DO IT ALREADY!
Kitty: IM SO EXCITED!! *Disappears in a fart*
Frank: DUDE! THATS WORSE THAN LEO AFTER HE HAS HAD MEXICAN FOOD!
Leo: HEY!
Jasmine: TO LE PERCABETH JIPER FRAZEL AND LASMINE OR JEO TV!
Percy: After many Truth or Dare games I still dont know what you use that specific TV for...
Alex: You dont wanna know...
-THE HAPPY RAINBOW UNDERWORLD!-
Kitty: *Tinkes a bell* COOKIES!!
Dead Souls: YAY! *Stuffs their faces with cookies*
Hades: WHAT IS THIS NONSENCIO!
Kitty: Cookies! Want one?
Hades: Any M&M ones?
Kitty: Yes, and M&M cookies that have Kool-Aid injected into them!
Hades: I LUV U!!!
Persephone: RICE COOKIE! *Eats the whole plate with one chomp*
Kitty: O.O
Cerberus: WHO SHE GOT A BOO-
Kitty: Yeah yeah, just have a rubber ball cookie
Cerberus: RUFF RUFF BAAARROOKKOO!!
Kitty: Oook? NEXT DARE!
--ON A JET PLANE!--
Airplane Lady: What can I get you?
Kitty: A Kool-Aid with triple sugar. Shaken, not stirred.
Airplane Lady: CRAY CRAY CRAY GUUURLFRIEEEND!
Kitty: Umm... Ok... *Chugs Kool-Aid*
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Zeus: EAT MY LIGHTNING! *Sends lightning bolt*
Kitty: YUM! *Eats the lightning bolt*
Zeus: o.o
--The Rainbow Pony Room--
Percy: Is that even possible?
Annabeth: I dont think so...
Apollo: IT IS WITH KOOL-AID! *Puff*
Percy: What?
--Olympiss--
Kronos The Gaybo: Who are you? Ares?
Kitty: IM KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! Wanna bungee jump?
Kronos: Oh goody! Gaia doesnt let me do it in Tartarus... Probably because she is GAYA than me!!
Kitty: That wasnt actually half bad... COMMENCE, LE BUNGEE!!
Kitty and Kronos: *Jump*
Kitty: WEEEEE!!
Kronos: WEEE-OH SHIT I FORGOT LE CORD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGEEEE!!!!
Kitty: Bye! *Poof*
Kronos: SPLAT!
--Tartarus--
Gaia: -_- now do you see why I dont let you bungee jump?
Kronos: Maybe...
Gaia: And for that joke, you must clean the dishes for a week.
Kronos: NOOOOEEEESSS!!
Voldemort: HEY! Thats my line girlfriends! *Z-snap*
Kronos: OH NO GIRL YOU DID NOT JUST ARGUE WITH THIS TITAN UH-UH IMMA GHETTO UP IN HERE M-HM GUURL YOU CRAY CRAY!
Mouldywarts: Ok? *Poof to WHERE HE BELONGS!*
Kronos: Oh, cookies!
The Note:
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To Kronos,
WASUUP? I send U cookies!
Kity Da Grate and Powoful
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Kronos: YUM! *Eats one* EWW!! *Spits it out* WHATS WRONG WITH THESE COOKIES?!
Chinease Man: Me Chinease, Me no dumb, Me put peepee in your cookie
(A/N: No offense to any Chinease people that read this, I know a couple of people that are Chinease)
Kronos: Me Titan, Me no dumb, Me shove my foot up yo bum
Kitty: O-O Strangest conversation ive ever heard... I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THOSE COOKIES BUT OH WELL.
--Olympus--
Kitty: *Dressed as a waitress* Here is your dinner *Reveals Epic Meal Time Pizza*
Aphrodite: YUM! *Eats the whole thing, and is now fat*
Aphrodite: :O OH MY ME! I LOOK AT BAD AS MY HUSBAND!
Hephestus: HEY!
Kitty: LOL! *Fart*
Aphrodite: -_-
Kitty: *Long fart*
Aphrodite: :|
Kitty: *EXTREAMY LONG FART*
Aphrodite: :(
Kitty: *Farts Twinkle Twinkle Little Star*
Aphrodite: >:(
Kitty: *Farts the song Radioactive*
Hephestus: *Dancing in a tutu and unicorn hat* RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE!
Aphrodite: o(>_<)o
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Aphrodite: THATS IT! YOU DIE!
Kitty: *Poof*
Aphrodite: Aww... I didnt get to try out my new pink fluffy sparkling unicorns dancing on rainbows 2.0 :'(
Hephestus: Dont worry hon, you can try them out some other time
Aphrodite: -_- Piss off
Hephestus: :(
--Cabin 394--
Everone: *Shitting themselves with laughter*
Percy: That was the weirdest and most entertaining dare I have ever seen!
Kitty: ^_^ It was so much fun!
Jasmine: Seriously, We need to do Truth or Dare mo-
--TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!--
Jasmine: OH COME ON!
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RETURN OF THE TIME SKIPS!
Im actually friends with someone from Vietnam.
And Russia.
Interesting Fact: Im more of a Frazel fan than Percabeth. I like Percabeth, I do. I just like Frazel more... I'm not sure why...
MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 25th OF AUGUST! By the time I publish this, My birthday would have already been.
BUT STILL!
While I was finishing off this chapter I was watching the Comedy For Cure Kids. SO FUNNY!! (Its a New Zealand thing, so I dont think many of my readers would have seen it)
ANYWAY! Slap that Vote Button with your forehead, Suscribe, and I watch way to much BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, and SkyDoesMinecraft BUT WHO CARES!
Motto of the day: Deal With It
GOODBYE MY YAMS!
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Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!
FanfictionWhat if Percy and his friends got together in Cabin Three and played Truth or Dare? Join Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Me (Jasmine Dragonite, Not my real last name.) and a couple other's in a game of Truth or Dare. Prepare for laughter, daring, love, a bit...
