Aries:cookiee💗
" hey YouTube, im going to be pranking my baby zaddy." I smiled looking at my phone. " like my water broke."
" today i made 40 weeks so my baby boy can come at anytime now and i can't fucking wait! Being big just ain't it for me." I frowned.
" i love big girls tho, yall are beautiful ass fuck. i can't lie i love y'all chubby face like omggg- okay lemme shut up." I laughed.
" anyways let me set y'all up and hide y'all right quick." I said placing my phone on a shelf that was in our bathroom.
see how i said our? Yep my man moved in.
I hid it well. " okay he won't see y'all, so i got a water bottle ima pour it on my tights." I said then i did just that.
after i made it look real i put the water bottle under the sink.
" PAPA!!!! OWWW!" I yelled holding my belly acting like it was hurting. " you better not start kicking me either." I warned sayvon.
" What's wrong mama?" He asked coming in fast as hell. " damn yo water broke?" He asked grabbing me.
" i can't move!" I lied making tears come down my face.
" you gotta move girl." He said trying to get me to move again causing me to sit on the floor all dramatic.
" i can pick you up or that'll hurt?"
" it's gone hurt- OWWW!" I yelled mugging. " he coming now! I feel it." I said feeling my coochie through my tights.
" what? come on mama you can't have this baby on the floor." He said trying to pick me up again.
" boy move the fuck out the way! He coming now!" I said wanting to laugh so bad cause of the face he made.
" im finna call yo doctor." He said finna go get his phone but i stopped him.
" so you just gone leave me in here in pain? SHITTT!" I yelled causing him to come back over to me.
" mama, do me a favor and grow some balls and get up. i said I'll carry you." He told me and i tried my hardest not to laugh but i busted out laughing anyway.
" bruh bae, this shit hurttt!" I cried trying to cover up the fact that i just laughed.
" man we not having my son on no bathroom floor." He shook his head.
" oh yes we is, take my pants off for me." I said holding my stomach then i started feeling him kick. he gone be on punishment when he come out. he don't listen.
" what? You wanna have my son on this floor dawg?" He asked me.
" no but- Ain gotta explain nothing take my damn pants off!" I yelled fake crying.
he started taking them off with his slow ass, i wonder how he graduated. Just kidding I know my man smart as hell.
" I don't feel his head." He said touching my coochie and i bust out laughing again.
