Bungo Stray Dogs Oneshots

Crack Ships + Crack Ship Ideas

Just found this out- Dazai Bi confirmed?

Also can I just mention that Higuchi and Aya might have abilities since they are named after authors? I mean I knew Higuchi before but I just found out about Aya. I think if her gift has developed that maybe it's something like Ranpo's 'Ultra Deduction' since she's apparently kind of smart for a 10 year old.

Also Christmas Special is almost done. Sorry it's taking so long, I just haven't had any time to work on it.

Okay into the ships.

Disclaimer that some of these are based on the fact they have not met. I am unsure if most of them have met or not. They could have met in the manga or even in the wan manga since wan counts and I actually know nothing of the Wan manga.

1.

Dazai x Akutagawa

Actually not sure why exactly people find this particularly disgusting. Is it the fact that they already have a Toxic relationship? Either way, crack ship.

2.

Yosano x Koyo

I know this seems to be a popular ship, but have they even met? Exactly, crack ship.

3.
Tanizaki x Tachihara

Again, popular, but have they even met? Correct me if either of these pairings met in the manga but as far as I am awards they have not met.

4.

Tachihara/Gin x Hirotsu

This is my own idea and purely because Hirotsu has zero ships. And I don't think it's because he's old because every other old man has a ship except for him. Well, maybe not Meville, I haven't looked into him but no one cares about him.

If he did have a ship I imagine it would be one of these two or maybe even both because we support polyamorous(is there a romantic version of this besides polygamy? Just wondering because so far the only options are intimate relationship and married)and these two are probably the closest to him. Maybe Dazai too but I don't know.

Also we're ignoring agegap here. It's not stopping Fukuzawa x Ranpo shippers so it's not gonna stop me from making my crack ships.

Speaking of that.

5.

Fukuzawa x Ranpo.

Ngl I can see it being perceived as a romantic/ naughty thing with the whole praise thing. But I see it as a more father son relationship with the son seeking approval from the dad kind of thing.

6.

Atsushi x Fitzgerald

I just think it'd be funny that Fitzgerald put a bounty on Atsushi not for nefarious reasons but because he was I love with Atsushi for whatever reason and was like: "hey if I put a bounty on him, I'll have him all to myself." Que evil laughing. Something like that. I am surprised this isn't a thing considering I've seen Atsushi x Fyodor ._. But anyways, I just think it would either be a funny thing probably one sided or a fluff story of Atsushi teaching Fitzy that Money isn't everything.

7.

Atsushi x Fyodor

Yes, it's a thing. I don't know why and I don't see it. I mean, maybe because Atsushi is like the ultimate good and Fyodor is the ultimate evil? Have they met yet? I don't think so since Fyodor is in jail end of season three and Atsushi hadn't actually met him prior. Don't get it but don't particularly dislike it. It's definitely a cute dynamic but they haven't met so we don't know how they act towards each other.

8. Chuuya x Fyodor

I mean, they have met, if you count the happenings of the Manga. They even possibly die together.(plot twist, they were actually isekaied). That's most certainly the most canon ship I ever did see out here.

9. Poe x Atsushi

I was more shocked by this then I was by Atsu x Fyo. I mean, It's cute but it is a crack ship seeing as they haven't at least properly met. Poe's been to the agency but I don't think they've talked.

10. Atsushi x Nikolai

Ngl I searched this on Ao3 and I think I got three results, two of which were for some Au thing that I can't remember if I've read and the other was something for kinktober. I'm predicting know that once season 4 comes out, there will be more fanfiction of this ship. I wanna point out that from what I know their meeting is similar to that of Aku and Atsus meeting. Starting off as enemies and the whole Atsu losing a leg thing. I think Atsu would be a good influence on our buddy Nikolai over here. Also if Nikolai actually dies, don't tell me that because I don't actually have confirmation on that and I want to hold on to my tears for when the anime comes.

Fyodor x Karma

All I can say is, regret.

Also. How old is Karma?

We don't actually know.

Pretty sure he's under 18.

Also is Karma's name from an authors story like Naomi or is it just a random name? I gotta know.

Anyways. That's it for today. Let me know if you would like to see me write any of these ships, also if you like, share your thoughts on these ships.

I know there are definitely more but my sleep-deprived brain can't remember them.