✨MCXRAPHEAL FUNNY QUOTES

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Christ: *receives a call from Olivia* Hello?

Olivia: Hello, my dear beloved angelic big brother.

Christ: Olivia what did you get yourself into this time?

Olivia: Relax, I just need to ask something.

Christ: What is it?

Olivia: I went hiking at human realm and I met a grizzly bear.

Christ: *raised an eyebrow* Are you okay?

Olivia: Yep. So, how long will it take me before I reach the road? I'm asking because my legs were eaten.

Christ: ...

Christ: You fool. Where are you? I'm picking you up.

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Mammon: *first time seing Olivia and Christ up close*  So... What exactly are you?

Olivia: A nephilim. Half angel, half demon.

Christ: A seraph.Hight ranking angel.

Mammon: Oooh... *touches Olivia and crist wings*

Olivia: *twitches a little* Don't you even try to sniff on them

Christ: or else We'll throw you to the sky.

Mammon: Wait. How did you know I was about to do that?

Christ and Olivia: Experience.

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Diavolo: *can't stop staring at Olivia with awe and amazement*

Olivia: *who is sitting beside him and having goosebumps all over*

Diavolo: So... Are you always busy?

Olivia: *hesitant to answer* No...

Diavolo: *beams* That's great! We could arrange your job at devildom and-

Christ: *grip the glass to hard that it break*

MC: Lord Diavolo i dont think it would be a good idea to not take olivia away.

Rapheal: No MC, the fun just begin.

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Asmo, Levi, and Belphie: *sniffing Olivia wings and feathers*

Asmo: Ah~ Why is it so fragrant?

Levi: I know right! It's so smooth and smells like flowers.

Belphie: I want to sleep with these wings tonight.

Olivia: *who catches a cold and being taken cares by the brother due MC request* Stop that. *sniff* I'm going to have a fever if you keep on doing that to my wings!

Christ: *at celestia realm* my brother insict is tinggling.
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Satan: Don't you hate your brother for always leaving you behind?

Olivia: I don't. He come back with the milk atleast.

Satan: Oh. *hugs them*

Olivia: Satan?

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