✨MCXMEPHISTOPHELES FUNNY QUOTES

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Thirteen: Listen here, you pipsqueak. Don't ever like me because I hate children.

Baby Peneplop: *giggles*

Thirteen: And that includes you.

Baby Peneplop: *toddles towards her*

Thirteen: No... Stay back!

Baby Peneplop: *cute baby sounds*

Thirteen: I said stay back!

Baby Peneplop: *continues until they reach her, bumping themselves to her legs* *hugging her*

Thirteen: *groans in frustration* I don't like kids!

BabyPeneplop: *giggles* Myaya-yay?

Mephistopheles: Unfortunately for you, they don't understand any of that.

Thirteen: ...

Thirteen: I would get rid of them.

Mephistopheles: That's what I also said when I first met them a few days ago and look at me now.

Mephistopheles: I became a self-proclaimed dad.

Thirteen: ...

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Mephistopheles: Peneplop? Have you realized what you want to do in life?

Toddler Peneplop: *blinks their eyes*

Raphael: Isn't that too deep to ask to a child?

Mephistopheles: Peneplop is a smart kid. You'll be surprised on what they can say.

Mephistopheles: *his attention back at her*

Mephistopheles: So, what is it?

Toddler Peneplop: A shicopat!

Mephistopheles: Shico...pat? *confused*

Raphael: *trying to make it sense*

Raphael: Shico... Psycho...

Raphael: ...

Mephistopheles: ...

Mephistopheles: *smiles awkwardly* I don't want to jump to conclusions.

Mephistopheles: Peneplop? What does this shicopat do?

Toddler Peneplop: Stab! *motions it with their hand*

Mephistopheles: ...

Raphael: This child is going places.

Mephistopheles: Quiet.


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Mephistopheles: ...

Toddler Lee: *standing at his door* *sniffles* 

Mephistopheles: *picks them up* Why are you crying? No, wait. How did you even get here?

Toddler Lee: *sniffles* Lulu no buy cake. *sniffles* Mams say shoo.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 29, 2023 ⏰

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