Chapter 9- Pancakes And Coffee

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No pov

Light from the early morning shined through Craig's blinds, the light also shined on tweek's pale face while he slept, as for Craig...oh wait never mind Craig left his room a while ago maybe a half an hour ago.

Tweek's pov

I was having the most amazing dream of me riding a unicorn and drinking coffee but it was ruined by sun's rays beaming right on my face. I scrunch up my face and turn my back towards the window instead of my face. I wrap my arms around a pillow
in-front of me while I close my eyes again. I wonder if that pastor is still sleeping, maybe..
OMG MAYBE THIS 'PILLOW'IS HIM AHHH. I shoot my eyes straight open as I release my grip from the human which actually turned to be a pillow..that's embarrassing, wait where is that human at? I sit up, look at my surroundings then my eyes focuses on a piece of paper on a night stand. I crawl over to the paper and read it

"I'm downstairs making breakfast so don't like spaz out like a crack head"
-Craig

Oh so he's name is craig!
WAIT SPAZ?! THAT PRICK!

I stumbled off Craig's bed then frantically getting off the floor.
Stomping downstairs ready to beat the raven haired boy's ass for calling me a spaz ON PAPER before I could even place my foot on the last step, my anger quickly faded away and was replaced with the sweet smell of pancakes.
My wings slowly lifted me off steps making me drift off to the kitchen.
Once I make it in the kitchen I fly above but behind craig.
I watch him pour batter into a pan, I put my chin on top of his head, he's not wearing that blue hat from last night.

"Morning" is all I hear from the noiret as he flipped pancakes

"M-Morning"

"Do you like pancakes?"

"Yes!"

"Kay, go sit at the table so I can serve you"

"OKAY!" I dropped down from flying to sprint towards the table. I pull out a chair and take a seat, patiently waiting for my pancakes!

~Time skip- few minutes later~

Tweek's pov

I sit there happily waiting for my pancakes then I see Craig walking up to the table holding a plate with 3 pancakes on it with whip cream, powdered sugar, and a strawberry on top. My mouth nearly started to water by the sight of the food.
I watch Craig put the plate down on the placemat in-front of me.. WAIT! THE PLACEMAT IN FRONT OF ME AND NOT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME?!

"I'm right here!!" I say staring up at him with a confused look

"Ya, I know" he looks at me with his dull expression

"Then why didn't you put the food right in front of me?!"

"Because this isn't your breakfast, it's MINE buttwipe" he turns around and walks back to the counter

"Well I'm the GUEST so that means I get served first!"

"You're not a guest, you're a imp sitting at my dining table demanding me to give you food first"

I huff out in frustration, looking down at my empty placemat. I angrily look back up to see Craig walking towards the table with a plate of the same pancakes he has and COFFEE!!
I don't know if I was on something but I swear to satin I saw hearts fluttering and doves flying around craig and the song careless whisper by George Michael was playing in the background then it all disappear when he placed the mug and plate in front of me

"Here you go your majesty, I hope it's to your liking!" He said sarcastically, walking to the seat in-front of me.

~time skip- a couple minutes later~

Craig's pov

Once I finished my breakfast, I look up from my empty plate to see Tweek with still half a pancake on his plate and a empty cup. I pushed in my chair in after I got up then picked up my dish and Tweek's mug

"HEY!" The imp angrily yelled out as I place the mug in the coffee machine watching as the bitter liquid poured in the mug

"Calm down I'm getting you more"

"Oh..Thank you!" I put my dish in the sink and walk back to the imp who was pouring syrup on his pancakes

"Here" I place the mug by his syrup full plate

"Thanks" he gives me a quick smile and goes back to the syrup

I didn't feel like taking away the syrup bottle from Tweek so I just started walking to the living room

"I'm going to be in the living room"

"Okay! I'll be there in a bit"
I sat on the couch picking up the remote turning on the tv. Sadly red racer wouldn't be on till tonight because some stupid show marathon was going. (yes he still watches red racer as a 18 year old)
so I just put on whatever movie was streaming (it was despicable me 3)
Sooner or later Tweek flew into the room. Once he spotted the tv, he stood right in front of it in 'awe'. Him flying made it worse.

"Tweek move out of the way" I say nudging at his arm with the remote.

"Ya, hold on" he moves his arm away from my nudging but he just stood there being hypnotized by the tv

"Dude move away from the tv I can't see!" Now I'm irritated I'm trying to watch the damn movie and he's still blocking
.THE. DAMN. TV.

"TWEEK SIT DOWN"  I yell out while yanking on his tail so he could move out of the way, which kinda back fired because he fell In between my legs.

"OW!" He growled out, rubbing his back-side but he was still very focused on the movie

"S-Sorry you where blocking the tv..I couldn't see"

"Oh sorry"

"Mhm!" I gulp down starting to burn up...I think I'm getting flustered BY A IMP! AND THE IMP IS A GUY! IM NOT GAY?! RIGHT? DOSE HE NOT NOTICE HOW AND WHERE HES SITTING?! Jesus Christ.
Damn he's hair is like a bird's nest. I place my arms on-top of his head then I laid my head on my arms.

I gently tangle my fingers in his hair. does he not care?

"Can I play with you hair?" 

"Sure, just don't pull on it"

I fluster up a little more. Why did I have to ask him if I could mess with hair.
I look up at the tv and started watching the movie while playing with the imp's hair. Everything was going fine till I hear the front door slam open..
SHIT!

(This is the longest chapter I written so far holy shit also I hope you guys are enjoy my little story, it be so helpful if you would give me some of your thoughts on the story so far to see if I need to improve anything!)

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