Chapter 11- I Would Never Be With Him

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No pov

Tricia- "so your name is tweek and you're a imp who got kicked out by your parents because you couldn't do something your dad did at 13?"

Tweek- "Yup!"

Tricia- "and you aren't in some weird kinky church shit?"

Craig- "of course not fuckhead" Craig rolled his eyes at his sister's bullshit questions

Tricia- "are you guys gay?"

Tweek and Craig- "HELL NO!" Both boys say with small light blush forming on their faces

Tricia- "aww man.." The young girl said with a sad expression
"Are you sure?"

Tweek and Craig- "YES"

Craig- "Tricia stop with your nonsense because I would never be gay let alone be gay with this spaz"
the raven haired boy pointed and glared at tweek

The blonde boy huffed out by Craig's insult

Tweek- "well I wouldn't wanna be with you either, you're such an asshole!"
The imp stuck his tongue at the now angered pastor

Craig- "ASSHOLE? I MADE YOU FOOD, COFFEE, AND GAVE YOU A PLACE TO STAY! I EVEN LET YOU SLEEP IN MY BED, ITS SOUNDING LIKE YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE!"

Tricia- "oh? Same bed? Sounds pretty gay Craig. You sure you're not fruity?" Tricia let out a sly smirk towards her brother

Craig- "Shut it Tricia" The noiret growled at his sister

Tricia- "whatever" The peach color haired girl rolled her eyes and walked off to the kitchen to lose the sound of the two boys bickering

Craig's pov

Tweek was starting to get on my nerves. I can't lose an argument, especially to a fucking spaz of an imp.
Then I thought of a perfect come back, well more like a threat than a come back but who cares.
I get up from the couch, making myself above Tweek but his back was facing me. The blonde boy looked up from his lap. his face was all scrunched up with anger which made him look stupid as hell...and kinda cute looking...if looking ugly was cute then it would Tweek

"You know I can crucify you at any moment if I wanted to, right?"

Tweek's pov

I was trying to think of more shit to say back to Craig till I saw the shadow of the stupid human I was fighting with.
I look up from my lap to see Craig's emotionless face but I could tell he was mad, his eyebrows gave it away. His angry expression made him look silly... IN A INSULTING WAY NOT A NICE WAY! I would rather rip off my tail than give that disgusting human a compliment.

"You know I can crucify you at any moment if I wanted to, right?"
Wowie, what a bold choice of words from the pastor himself but luckily I have better and bolder words!

"Ya, I know but I could kill you before you could even play a stupid trick on me"
I stand up and turn towards the pastor, I walked up to him to be intimidating but I got a little to close to the point where our noses were barely touching. I can't back away from him because he'll just think he won with that stupid face.

"Plus your tricks aren't as slick as you think Tucker and we both know you won't kill me"
I say with a toothy grin causing me to see a small bright red blush to form on Craig's cheeks, did he just blush?

Craig's pov

"Ya, I know but I could kill you before you could even play a stupid trick on me"
I laugh a little at his words. What a stupid imp, he thinks he could kill me.
I see him walk up to me which wasn't really a big deal but he got so close to the point our noises were barely touching.

"Plus your tricks aren't as slick as you think Tucker and we both know you won't exorcise me"
I feel my cheeks burn up a little...am I b-blushing? Surely not, right? Well if I am which I'm most definitely not he can't see it...hopefully

Tweek's pov

Once I see the bright red blush spread across Craig's tanned face I couldn't resist but ask
"Are you blushing?"

"n-NO!" He stuttered a bit, that's kinda odd. I've only known him for 2 and half days and he doesn't stuttered.

No pov

Both of the boys just stayed there starring at each other, noticing small features on each of their's faces.

Tweek's and Craig's anger had slowly crept away the more they stared at each other.
The once loud room was now quiet, so quite to the point you could hear faint Sounds from outside. This quietness wouldn't last long though

Tricia- "Can you guys just kiss already? I'm tired of watching you guys stare at each other it's weird"
Tricia says as she slowly looks up from a phone

Tweek- "W-WhAT! WERE NOT GONNA GAH KISs!!" The blonde covered his face with his hands to hide the heavy blush away from Tricia and Craig

Craig- "TRIC! How long have you been there?" The raven haired boy turned his head to his little sister causing more bright red blush to form on his face

Tricia- "I just came out to see you guys starring at each other so not that long"
"Oh while you guys were having your little fight I ordered pizza"

Tweek- "OOO Pizza!"

Craig- "oh cool.. WAIT IS THAT MY PHONE!?"

Tricia- "I forgot to tell you I used your phone to order pizza, oops!" The young girl smiled and flipped off her brother as she ran off to the kitchen

Craig- "..bitch" The noiret whispered under his breath while watching his sister run to the kitchen

(My ass literally hurts from sitting and writing for way too long anywayss twerk and crueg being is gay is crazzzzyyy)

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