Kiaras hand pops out of the hole, holding an envelope saying 'Fed-ex' on it, and 'For Bird.'
"That is not gold." Pope sighs.
"Oh my god- I knew it had something to do with fed ex." I smiled.
"You said fed ex delivery truck," jj scoffs.
"For bird.." John b mutters.
"Holy shit.. This is for my dad." He smiles.
Kiara smiles as she finishes hopping out of the hole.
"Code red- Code red! Square groupers, square groupers. " jj said as he exhaled a puff of smoke.
We all started running.
"The huge cloud of smoke wasn't helping!" I whisper shout at him as we run to hide behind the tomb.
"Lights!" Kie says, we all switch off our flashlights.
jj with his weird ass head light thing doesn't know how to turn his off.
I grab his face and turn it towards me to turn it off. "Turn it off!"
"You turn me on." I hear him whisper.
"What the literal fuck." I whisper back to him.
"John b your light!" Kie croaks.
me and jj peek to see two men in a golf cart, one with a gun.
"Homies got a gun.." jj says.
"Screw this." I groan and start running, the rest follow after.
We run over to a huge gate and all hop it swiftly , except Pope. He's struggling.
"Go!" Kiara yells.
"Guys- Guys!" We hear Pope yelp.
"Shit." Kie shouts.
His shorts are stuck on the gate.
"Pope come on!" jj claps his hands.
Kie and John b run over and start to help him.
jj randomly whips out the gun and points it at pope. "Don't move, okay?"
I see him and run over. "Dude what?!" I say slapping his arm, making him drop the gun.
"Bro- the safety was off!" jj yells at him while picking it back up.
"Mhm, Shooting his leg off is really going to help the situation." I sarcastically say.
"You're gonna rip me- you're gonna rip me!" Pope cries as John b and Kie pull him.
His shorts tear and rip off, leaving him running in his underwear.
"Nice, come on dude." jj says chuckling.
"It's a little tootsie roll." John b jokes as I burst out laughing, hardly able to run to the twinkie.
"Get in!"
"Stupid."
"Stop I literally feel a six pack forming." I cry.
We pull the door shut and zoom off.
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We get back to the chateau, which is a mess but oh well.
jj is putting peanut butter and jelly onto clearly mouldy bread.
"That bread had mold on it three days ago." Pope says, going to sit down.
"I'll just pull off the bad parts. Plus, mold is good for you. It's just a natural organism. " jj says.
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SINCERELY, YOUR DARLA. || ~ jj maybank.
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