Fat Aye/BEWSEWK

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(Shitpost chapter based off of a parody I saw.)



Guts kneeled in front of a dead Apostle, lifting DragonSlayer up and down as he cut at the demonic entity.




"HEY FFFFFFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!" Lancelot shouted out at Guts, who stopped his slaughtering and looked back at the purple haired knight. "WHY DON'T YOU STOP SLAUGHTERING THAT APOSTLE AND LEARN TO BE DOCILE?! WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME?!??!?"



"Hmmm....." Guts looked up at the sky. "It all started way back then....."





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Flashback
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Guts was happily playing on his 3DS that he nicknamed "MORDRED". He was playing his favorite Pokémon game. He had done it, he had captured all 118 Pokémon, fully leveled up and had shinies of every Pokémon in the game. Legendaries as well. Truly an achievement any man should strive for.


Guts frowned as the sky turned dark as he was transported to a hellscape.

A demon pounced on him, making him drop the game console as he was pinned down

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A demon pounced on him, making him drop the game console as he was pinned down.




Alteria walked forward, staring at the pinned Guts. She picked up the 3DS before selecting a Pokémon, and releasing it into the wild.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" Guts shouted as ALTERIA continued releasing every Pokémon into the wild. "DON'T SAVE!!! DON'T SAVE! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"


Guts cried out as a demon gouged out his right eye. Alteria continued her brutal rampage. Guts watched as she dropped the 3DS onto the ground before hearing a bing, stating the game had been saved.


"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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(FLASHBACK END)



"Let's just say you don't really wanna see me when I go be—ber—beck—Berserk."
Guts said before smiling.

"HEEEEEEEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Guts shouted at Lancelot, who was licking a Beheilt like a dog

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"HEEEEEEEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Guts shouted at Lancelot, who was licking a Beheilt like a dog.


"Huh?" Lancelot grunted as he stopped licking the Beheilt and looked at Guts, his face looking rather high. "Oh.....what where we talking about?"


"WAIT WHO'S THAT?!?!?"


"Huh-?!" Lancelot turned around and gasped.


"YOINK!!" Skull knight shouted as he took the Beheilt out of Lancelot's hands and swallowed it.

"SKULL SCORE!!!!" SK shouted before turning around and running away

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"SKULL SCORE!!!!" SK shouted before turning around and running away. "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!!!"

 "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!!!"

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End.

I waited 63 chapters to post this.

"Berserk" is property of Kentaro Miura (RIP) and "Fate" is owned by TYPE—MOON. Can't wait to see you guys at the next book.

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