1000 awesome things to do before you die!!

521-530

521.When someone knocks at the door, knock back.

522. Go up to a random person thats sitting on the bench at walmart and say "Go now or forever hold your pee" and walk away.

523. Buy a pet fish and name it Susan. (A/N but don't accidentally mount it on your wall....if you know what I'm talking about I freaking love you)

524. Shave a tennis ball? (A/N YOLO??)

525. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.

526. Literally put a fork in the road.

527. Get some friends together and play twister in an elevator.

528. Go to the apple store and complain they don't have apples.

529. Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!!"

530.
Go to Subway and order a Footlong. Once received, take a ruler and measure the exact length. (A/N I could make a sexual pun about this one right now, but im wayyyy to lazy.)