1000 awesome things to do before you die!!

81-90

81. When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"

82. Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.

83. Walk up to some random person and whisper, "I know what you did. But your secrets safe with me.".

84. Vacuum the lawn.

85. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

86. Buy a T.V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels.

87.After the pizza guy repeats your order, say "Once more, this time with a little more OOMPH"

88. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".

89. Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask "can you fix him?"

90.Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car" and put it on a random car.