Alright guys it's about that time and today's question of the day is: POV: You are a minor criminal/fodder villain minding your own business but in the night time you encounter one of these guys and they offer you a chance to join them and their organization. Which one are you joining?
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As of the making of this chapter 5 people responded and gave some interesting answers.
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For me this all comes down to what they would offer me, what their motives are for recruiting me, how they would treat me, and what their endgame goals are.
And it's for that reason why Dio Brando is the first one out. It doesn't matter which version of Dio we're talking about I still would not wanna join this man. Dio in Part 1 would literally just transform me into a mindless zombie eating everything in its path so I don't think I would be much of a servant to him. And Dio in Part 3 is even worse because if I say no he will either brainwash me with hid hair tentacles, turn me into a vampire, or piece me with the Stand Arrow that would give me 50-50 chance of survival or I end up with a terrible Stand. Either way I'm screwed because Dio will dispose me like garbage like he does to any other of his minions and I would get set up to get the biggest ass beating of my life against the Joestars regardless if it's Jonathan or Jotaro. Yeah nah if I saw Dio I'm straight running with my tail between my legs like Avdol did.
The next one out is the Joker because he's roughly on the same boat as Dio. He won't turn me into a zombie he's still pretty abusive to many of his thugs I mean just look at Harley Quinn if that's not enough. Plus last time I checked one encounter with Batman even on the Joker's orders means my bones in my body are broken and I'm sent to a prison hospital in Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Penitentiary. Plus I'm pretty sure Joker would just kill me if I say no.
Up next out is All For One because the only reason why he even became a villain in the first place was because he saw it in a comic book. Really ridiculous if you ask me. Not only that but All For One is someone who also doesn't care for any of his followers as he offers them empty promises and when he's done with them he'll blow them up like he did with Lady Nagant. Yeah nah I'm not dealing with this man. Now if it was Tomura Shigaraki that was recruiting me that's a different story because at least Shigaraki has more understandable reasons for why he is a villain plus he truly does care for his followers but All For One is not like Shigaraki especially since Shigaraki himself is also a pawn. I'm not gonna help All For One hunt down and kill All Might or Deku if I get disposed of in the process.
The next one out is Jade because working for Jade means I'm working with the Interastral Peace Corporation aka the IPC and I literally have want nothing to do with them. This is the same organization that exploits vulnerable planets like Jarilo-VI the same planet that they left to die when the Antimatter Legion attacked and the same group that ignored the planet when it was spending 700 years in a snowy Eternal Freeze and tries to manipulate the planet to rejoining them. This also the same IPC that completely Boothill's planet when it's inhabitants resisted and escalated and not intervene on a planet where Aventurine's clan was wiped out and he was forced into slavery. And even worse they literally blew up 24 planets just to test out their weapons. They literally destroyed billions of lives just for their own benefit. And you might think working with Jade is easy because she is hot as Hell with a gorgeous and fuckable body, but a fuckable body and sexy voice is jack shit doesn't matter what matters is who she is on the inside. Jade might seem caring but she has a hobby or ruining people's lives in a way I mean she literally made a rich kid poor, and a woman cut ties with her family just so she can profit off of this, and clearly supports slavery as shown in when she comments on Aventurine killing his slave master while recruiting him. And then there's the Ten Stonehearts of the IPC some of whom are just as bad if not worse like this Obsidian chick who ie shown literally taking a bath in blood. The IPC's goals are to basically conquer the universe in the name or the Aeon of Preservation, Qlipoth aka the Amber Lord, they are basically the greedy version or the Galactic Empire from Star Wars they don't care how many lives they have to destroy if it means they get profit even from their own employees they'll take it and Jade is no different so I will never join her or the IPC.
Next up out is Esdeath. And while yes in the manga she has some moments, as Esdeath is shown to actually care for her subordinates like the Jeagers especially Kurome who was some sort of daughter figure to her, so if I join I can see Esdeath treating me well but the reason for my refusal is not only would she probably not let me smash her on the side of the bed with her as she only loves Tatsumi and seeing as I'm probably not like him I can't smash her fuckable body, but Esdeath's goals would likely not aligned with mine as she's part of the 1000 year old tyrannical Empire that seeks to maintain world domination and while you might argue she's only following orders, Esdeath has this mindset of "the weak should die so that the strong would survive" which she got from her father, plus she wages wars for sheer pleasure just so she can find a strong opponent so with that I would have to reject Esdeath's offer to joining her, I just hope she doesn't kill me or force me to join.
Moving onto the top 3 we have Senator Armstrong. While his goals are to become President of the United States, Armstrong is mostly on the same boat as Esdeath where he has this mindset of purging the weak so the strong would live on, plus while I would give him credit for waging war on terror and not civilians the problem ie that Armstrong's war would've caused innocent lives regardless. I may agree with him on finding one's own path regardless on what anyone says, I'll pass on Armstrong, especially since I'm not too fond of corrupt politicians especially from America.
Moving onto the top two and this but ultimately I decided to put Pain at number two for reasons. First and foremost we know that the Akatsuki's ultimate objective is the Infinite Tsukuyomi for world peace through total domination and while it is pretty decent and sure I'll get along with Pain, Konan, Obito, Itachi, and Kisame the problem is that not everyone in the Akatsuki has the same type of goals and are weird and at odds with each other. Like I do not want to be in the same room as Orochimaru, Deidara, Hidan, Sasori, and Kakazu at all due to how insane they all are.
Which means Kafka is the option I'm choosing. Despite all the crimes she committed, Kafka is honestly not a real villain at the end of the day as she and the Stellaron Hunters' ultimate objective is to save the universe from complete destruction from Nanook so in a way they are misunderstood heroes the universe needs but don't deserve. This is perfect as the Stellaron Hunters actually work as an actual team and are easy to get along with. I can play games with Silver Wolf, connect with Firefly on an emotional level and understand her, as well as understand Blade on what he's going through although he would be kinda difficult but most importantly I get smash Kafka, spank her asschecks, grip her boobs, and let her dominate me and it will all be amazing. Plus I'll have some decent encounters with the Astral Express and help prepare them for the battle to save the universe. Yes I'll be a wanted criminal, yes the IPC will place a bounty on my head but in the end joining the Stelleron Hunters will be worth it so I'd definitely say Kafka.
