He uses Cheesy Pickup Lines

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Thank you @Evil_Huntress_101 for the idea!


Slenderman

Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you 

Jeff the Killer

I've got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

BEN Drowned

You know what the material of my shirt is made out of? Boyfriend material.

Ticci Toby 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Masky

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

Hoodie

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! 

Eyeless Jack

Are you from Holland? Because Amsterdaaaaayyyyyuuuuummmmmm. 
 
Laughing Jack 

I may not be DQ, but I can treat you right 

Glitchy Red

Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple

Dark Link 

You look cold, wanna use me as a blanket?

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