CreepyPasta boyfriend Scenarios! -COMPLETED-

When he tells a lame joke

Slenderman

"Hey Y/N"
"Yes Slendy?"
"What kind of bees make milk?"
"Dear lord..
"Boo-bees!"

Jeff the Killer

"Y/N?"
"What babe?"
"Is your face from McDonalds?"
"Um..No?"
"Cuz I'm lovin' it!" 

BEN Drowned

"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Not really BEN"
"Why did the hipster fall in the lake?"
"Jesus Christ.."
"Because he went ice skating before it was cool!"

Masky

"Baby?"
"Yes boo?"
"What do you call a shoe made from a banana?"
"I don't know"
"A slipper!"

Hoodie

"Wa-wanna h-hear a j-joke?"
"Sure babe"
"Why do people carry umbrellas?"
"Oh god.."
"Be-because u-umbrellas can't w-walk"

Ticci Toby

"H-hey Y-Y/N"
"I don't wanna hear your joke Toby"
"W-why is Pe-peter Pan a-always fl-flying?"
"...."
"Be-because he N-neverlands"

Laughing Jack

"Hey Lollypop?"
"If it's a joke, don't even continue"
"......How do you organize a space party?"
"God dammit LJ"
"You planet"

Eyeless Jack

"Boo?"
"I'm busy EJ"
"This will take a second, what's the worst part of eating a vegtable?"
"...EJ.. I swear to god"
"The wheelchair" (A/N- EYELESS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! -beats with rolled up newspaper-)

Glitchy Red

"Y/N, I have a funny joke!"
"It better be funny"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"...I don't know, how many"
"Nein"