rants of a shitty teen

my friend is hilarious oh my fucking god

okay so my friend and I are on a trip to an FCCLA thing and I'm pretty sure she's a lil bit drunk and she's saying the stupidest shit and I'm actually crying so like imma put what she says on here so you can laugh too

also my counselor is driving and she's crazy as fuck and she keeps swerving on the road like no bitch pls stop I'm too young to die pls

stupid things haven says

1. struggle bus, Choo Choo!

2. so I was talking about my puppies and saying how big they were and then how big their parents were and  'wait wait how big are the pups and how big are their pants?'

3. THIS JUST HAPPENED AND IM SCREAMINH
we were walking to the bathrooms at a convenience store and this idiot is looking at me and starts to pull open the men's bathroom door and walk in before I yelled at her and I'm crying oh my god

4. while we were in the bathroom she tried to push open a door and looked so thoroughly fucking confused before her eyes widened and she pulled it open and just look at me

5. 'where's my drink?' she asks me, as she's taking a drink. 😐😑😐

6. she lifts her hand to wipe her face and proceeds to rub her cup across it

7. she's leaning her cup against her boobs as she's laying across me and the rest of the backseat *she laughs* 'oh my god I laughed while trying to take a drink and my cup holder pushed my boobs over!'

8. 'take a dink' (instead of drink bc I almost had a typo last number) *we both lose it*

9. *she's drinking a slushy and sticks her tongue out which is horribly discolored from the coloring* me - "your tongue!" her - "what color is it??" me - "black" her - *immediately jerks tongue back in her mouth*

10. "how do you clean the dirt out of your button?" *talking about the home button on her iphone*

the pic is of me and the oh so lovely haven (we went to Burger King and it was great)