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pic is (right to left) Kayla being a dork, Isaac being extra dork, Ryan being super dork on the floor, and me being special dork holding what I thought was my phone but it was actually Kayla's bc that biTcH STOLE MY PHONE

okay so that last chapter was supposed to be posted like an hour ago but

so Ryan finally called and turns out that I wasn't the problem, it was his parents. but I'm not going into any detail.

anyways, I sat half asleep trying to talk to him for about half an hour or so while he was walking outside to avoid his house and we talked about me coming over again Thursday so that's fun ☺️

idk man the dork is like super sweet and funny and ugh I hate feelings

(every word I type, I sign in my head and it's frustrating as fuck bc I can't stop)

oH Man okay, so I have this issue with my toes (it's weird af, don't judge a sister) and basically I have ingrown toenails but like, they're not?? and they always hurt v v bad and yesterday I made it bleed and i finally got it to stop and today Ryan accidentally tripped on my foot and it started bleeding again (we were at the bowling alley in our socks so like everyone saw) so that was awesome. but now I gotta go to the doctor and see what he can do.

ALSO. idk if I've complained about this yet but here it comes again. so basically, mom and dad say I can't date Ryan if I'm not gonna be on birth control bc they don't want my slut self going out and getting knocked up like????

bitch, I'm more of a virgin than that olive oil shit you buy, ain't nobody gonna do the frickle frackle with me anytime soon

oh okay now I'm getting tired....

I'm trying to think of a qotd but am drawing a blank

IM JUST A PAINTER AND IM DRAWING A BLANK

sorry

okay how's about....

QOTD: what are some qotd 's you want to answer and/or me to answer?

AOTD: no fucking clue, that's why I'm asking :)

✌🏻️ peace out bitches ✌🏻️

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