Ready For Asks and Dares

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FREDDY: Send them in, please!
GOLDEN FREDDY: I'm not ready! I can't find my hat!
BALLOON BOY: [has hidden Golden Freddy's hat in Marionette's music box]
MIKE: I hate this pizzeria.
CHICA: ...Is it because of the pizza, Michael? I'm sorry! I try my best!
MIKE: Uh..
TOY BONNIE: [playing his guitar]
TOY FREDDY: [climbs on stage, starts singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley]
TOY CHICA: [looks at a picture of Nicki Minaj] Guys look, it's my mom!
JEREMY: But you're a chicken, and Nicki Minaj is a human.
TOY CHICA: Well, the kids say it all the time! So isn't Nicki Minaj everybody's mom?
PURPLE GUY: [Sighs] Dumbass.
SPRINGTRAP: [watching "Hetalia: Axis Powers"]
BONNIE: [playing with a kazoo]
FREDDY: [grabs a megaphone] SEND ASKS OR DARES!

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