Me: yOU KNOW WHAT
Me: I FUCKING ASKED FOR TEA
Me: EARL GREY TEA
Me: BuT NOOOOO
Jeremy: cALM
Me: NO
Me: I WANT MY FUCKING TEA IF I DO NOT GET IT I WILL MURDER EVERY BODY FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Jeremy: sure Jan
Me: (TAKES OUT A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT)
Me: (BEATS JEREMY TO DEATH WITH IT)
Mike's Ghost: eyyy welcome to the dead club jere
Jeremy's Ghost: shut the fuck up
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