Me: Hi, this is Zacharie Fitzgerald and you're watching the Disney Channel! (Draws a dick instead of the Mickey Mouse head)
Purple Guy (he's revived for this chapter): You know that that isn't really a thing anymore, right?
Me: Valerie, Mike isn't a thing anymore either, right?
Purple Guy: (cries v loudly and dies again rip)
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