Boop

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ME: babe why don't we ever do cute things
MY GIRLFRIEND: like what
ME: like when one person pokes the other persons nose and says "boop"
MY GIRLFRIEND: we can do that stuff if you want
MY GIRLFRIEND: [SLAMS HER FIST INTO MY FACE] B O O P
BONNIE: rip Zacharie
FREDDY: they won't be missed
CHICA: at least they finally get the throne they deserve
TOY CHICA: wait what
CHICA: the throne
CHICA: of hell
TOY FREDDY: zacharie belongs in hells kitchen
TOY FREDDY: maybe then she'll learn what they should be doing
CHICA: go fuck yourself don't make the kitchen jokes zacharie isn't even a girl
TOY FREDDY: maybe you should go in the kitchen and make some sicker burns
CHICA: toy Freddy you're a piece of shit and nobody loves you and you're going to die alone and then mice will eat your dead body when i take it into the woods

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