Tongues
HUMAN!CHICA: Have you ever realized that we always taste our own tongues?
ME: How about I taste yours for a change?
HUMAN!FREDDY: Smooth af.
How
PHONE GUY: How do you do the date thing.
ME: Let me take you to a movie and I'll show you.
MIKE: Zach what the fuck
2016
HUMAN!BONNIE: Can 2016 become the year where I become hot?
ME: No, but it can be the time where you realize that you always were.
Underwear
HUMAN!MANGLE: If you buy me cute underwear I'll let you see me wear it.
ME: If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?
JEREMY: Zach is becoming smooth at an alarming rate
