MIKE: NEVERLAND DOESN'T EXIST.
ME: YES IT DOES.
MIKE: DOES NOT.
ME: [THROWS A MAP AT HIS FACE] SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT AND STRAIGHT ON 'TIL MORNING, BITCH. [JUMPS OUT WINDOW AND RUNS][a/n - tfw you went to disneyland last summer and didn't meet peter pan & you're sTILL SAD ABOUT IT]
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