JEREMY: I'm the gayest person in this room!
PURPLE GUY: NO, I'M THE GAYEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM!
MIKE: NO I AM!
PHONE GUY: ME! ME! ME! I'M THE GAYEST PERSON!
ME: GUYS, I THINK I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO REALLY KNOWS.
MIKE: WHO IS IT ZACH?
ME: Uh... Rock Paper Scissors for it?
JEREMY: ...im the gayest person in her–
SomeProxyNamedAli: [BURSTS IN]
SomeProxyNamedAli: 'TIS I, THE GAYEST AND FRENCHIEST FRY.
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