Jeremy: (Walks into my room without knocking) Hey Zach, I bought you some powdered doughnuts— wAIT ARE YOU WATCHING TENTACLE PORN
Me: (TurnS OFF PHONE) NA H
Jeremy: yOuRe GrOuNdEd
Me: bitch u ain't my momma or my daddy or my granny so u can go fuck ur self bc ain't nobody wanna fuck u lmao
Jeremy: (cries gdi)
Me: (JUMPS OUT WINDOW FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT LMAO)
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