Jeremy: Can you make spaghetti?
Me: Yeah.
Jeremy: Can you make cookies and cake?
Me: Yeah.
Jeremy: Can you cook bacon?
Me: ...no.
Jeremy: Everybody can do that what the fuck man.
Me: I may not be able to cook many foods...
Jeremy: But?
Me: But I can fuck your bitch.
I Can't Cook Many Foods, But...
Jeremy: Can you make spaghetti?
Me: Yeah.
Jeremy: Can you make cookies and cake?
Me: Yeah.
Jeremy: Can you cook bacon?
Me: ...no.
Jeremy: Everybody can do that what the fuck man.
Me: I may not be able to cook many foods...
Jeremy: But?
Me: But I can fuck your bitch.